When he met the fetish marketing prostitute named Kooloo Limpah, It was at that moment that the younger Tingle knew exactly what he wanted to be when he grew up.....

DBS For the Win,

Honorable Mention Squishy Cheeks

My collection of funny pictures is running dry...time to go harvasting

I hope I haven't used this one yet

Warn me if I have!

"Mister president, why are you reading that book upside down?"
"...That's how we do things In America!"
"I'm not sure thats how you're supposed to read a bo-"
"TERRORIST!"

To kick off a bold social outreach program, President Bush allowed little dark skinned children to give him his daily reading lessons. Unfortunately, this put Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice out of a job.

This proves our President suffers from an extreme form of dyslexia. He doesn't see the word backwards, but upside-down

It would seem that Mr. Bush had the most to gain from the "No Child Left Behind" Act...

"Ha! It's not a challenge unless you read it upside down AND backwards!"

After finally learning to read, Bush realized a terrible serect: that Osama Bin Laden was the Grinch!

Next, georgie will be reading a book he picked up at the Dan Quayle Natshunal liberry : The Potatoe and Me By Sam Gamgee