Another tragic victim of the internet, with it's abundance of free porn, cat populations are in sharp decline.

It wasn't hard to figure out where the roast turkey had gone...the missing rum, however, was another story...

"How long are people going to make up stupid lines, when all I want them to do is rub my belly!"

"So... full... so... happy..."

Every time you masterbait god kills a kitten, Everytime you have sex god revives a kitten.........ew.

you're not teh one whoz drunk.....You're da one who'z sober....

And thus ended the life of Kitty Kong.

[Note: The Nuklear Power Forums member who posts under this account name is unable to make a post in this thread due to an acute attack of "complete adorableness poisoning", and is now recovering in bed and making baby talk about "the most sweeterest kittens that ever dere was, yes it is, yes it is". We apologise for the inconvenience.]

kuebler elf wins

Can a caption have another picture in it? Some might call that a disqualification. It's still a good response, but it might have to be thrown out due to that technicality.