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"Can't get enough of stabbing Commies? Reminisce the fun times all over again! (Vietnamese Unicorn sold separately)"
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From the makers of Apopcolypse Pony, Cold War Unicorns! Propaganda for all your 3-6 year old girls! Let them grow into women who drag prisoners around in collars!
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What's more impressive is the selective breeding required to give life to unicorns bearing those exact color patterns in their furs.
The horns, however, are just paper mache, some finger paint, and a healthy amount of superglue. |
The unicorn community finally succeeded in shaking their reputation as "peace-loving, hippie sissies."
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So THAT'S why they never showed up on Noah's Ark.
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He: So what do you think, darling? I think our daughter would love these for her birthday! Y'know, I heard Donald Rumsfeld actually designed these himself...
She: I am not letting you buy our child anything from the toy department of the Army surplus store. |
First there was Red Dawn, then Rocky IV, even My Little Pony, got caught up in the cold war fever of the 1980's.
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You guys should see the Russian version, Capatalist the pig and Mother Russia the lion.
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