Captain No-Vowels would have win if he'd described Mother Russia as the mighty bear, Squishy would have won if he hadn't reminded me of Red Dawn, which is a blight on all humanity, and Lady Cygnet takes the prize, because come on, nobody wants to be taken for a dirty fucking hippie.

Yay, I won! (Sure, it's not the lottery, but I'll take what I can get.)

And since we've already had cleavage in one thread...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...mas2006079.jpg

"Wow! Now that's what I call a cure for what ail's ya!"

"C'mon, just plant your face in it."

"It seems silly, but I don't mind putting up with the tissue box to get my germ-phobic boyfriend interested. It's having to Scotchgard 'down there' every day that's getting me peeved."

When Suzy has a cold, and her outfit has no pockets, there aren't a whole lot of options left.

Husband: What!?! We got to keep your lame kitty toilet paper dispenser, what can't we keep my Pam Anderson Kleenex holder?

It just makes you want to reach in and grab a handful....

And people say I'm kinky... this guy uses his wife as a tissue dispenser.

i got nuthin... the pic is funny enought that it doesn't need a caption

EDIT: ok, i'll put in a caption

[jenna jamison] and it's so handy for cleaning up after a shoot![/jj]