So why did you post then if you weren't going to put up a caption?

"Ok, I know I'm kinky, but this is just something else."

"Compare and contras”

And my caption:

Becca tried stuffing her bra with Kleenex, but she thought the box poked too much.

Anyway, I'm giving this one to Moogle0119, because I love double entendre.

Second place goes to gurusloth, because he has no idea how right he is.

Or do I?

Anyway, it's been 24 hours, so I'm posting my pic.

Like the taste of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese but would prefer a more health-conscious alternative? Presenting new Kraft Peas n' Cheese! Good for you and full of green pea-ness!

...

Wait, that's terrible. I'm leaving!

In an interview with the girlfriend of the man pictured:
"Sure, he looks like Howdy Doody's understudy, and he eats foods that some pregnant women would consider extremely weird, and he cleans his house so seldom that we're often obliged to eat dinners together out of things like measuring cups; but in his defense, he...

...um, he...

Fuck, why do I put up with this goober?"

Jimmy's cheez whiz martini wasn't much of a success with the ladies of his dorm. (yes that is spelled correctly.)

*Singing like a kid with Down Syndrome* Cheese, cheese, I love cheese!

Jack is a recent graduate of Deadite U. His education has taught him to be a kinder, more caring zombie. Still, nothing tastes quite the same as brain meats. Except...