A few minutes before the picture..

"OK Mom, I know that cheese is fattening and that I need to eat more vegetables. Yes, of course, they'll make me big and strong, I know.. Fine! I'll eat some vegetables right now. FUCKING DAMN IT!"

"If this doesn't give me super powers NOTHING will."

"...Maybe THIS will give me my fix..."

Cheese and peas are just for me.

"They called me a wuss for not liking salsa and cheese with my tortilla chips, but I'll show 'em! By golly, I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!"

I'm actually the guy who dared him to drink that.

No seriously, we went to high school together. After he finished, he puked eleven times.

He got accepted at Yale and in his second semester he got expelled for driving drunk and then robbing the campus art gallery. After that we never really heard from him again.

Winner = grthwllms, because it made me ponder what sort of powers might be granted by peas 'n' cheez.

Runner-up = xravi, because it reminded me of Dr. Seuss.

Yay for victory!

I claim this hill in the name of...

Oh, shit...!

*waves hand* This is not the flag carrier you are looking for.

THIS IS NOT THE FLAG CARRIER WE ARE LOOKING FOR.

Move along.

MOVE ALONG.