BEHOLD MY POWERS OF CONFUSION!!! ZOMG!

I won? sweet. BEHOLD

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edit: *sigh* let's try that again.

Family Double Dare: Ghetto Edition!

You could start in the pit of ancient refuse. Slide down the chute to the garbage bin and locate the three recyclable relics. Place them into the blue bin and you may open a path to the Shrine of the Tarnished Silver Monkey...

Parents can now choose to educate their children on the harsh realities of drug abuse with this new 'heroin junkie simulator'.

Behold! The city's ingenious plan to remove the ghetto population.

Unfortunately, City police have no leads in the dissapearance of forty two children from a local playground

Where did you think playground sand comes from? In the new approach, they just cut out the middle man.

In his later years Saw's growing apathy began to show in his traps. He's actually off camera yelling "free cupcakes on the slide".

"pick ups at 3 5 7 and 9 pm, escapees will be dealt with swiftly, there are complementary lead wieghts and locks inside the receptacle. children under 18 may be accompanied by a parent. all idiots welcome"