"I'll do it! I swear to god I'll fucking do it!!!"

Too soon? :D

My entry:

"Building a better mousetrap: Step one..."

Fox News: Terrorist organization, Al-Kitty in Iraq, was responsible for another attack today. Thirteen mice are listed in critical condition, and three birds were killed.

Kittens of Mass Destruction: Their playful, heartwarming antics secure them entrance into even the most heavily guarded government facilities; the high explosives hidden in their balls of yarn, catnip mice and other feline entertainment contrivances turn them into adorable fluffballs of squirmy, wide-eyed explosive death. (See also Naughty Puppy Bombs and Ballistic Gerbils)

I'll get you my pretty.... and you're little dog too.... and they will never even find your shadow!!! Muahahahahhaaa

Cats may be evil, but dogs can look up!! *proceedes with the zombie slaying*

(edited 'cause I'm a goob)

Edgar K. B. Montrose's cat snapped after discovering that all of his scenes on The Red Green Show didn't even make it onto the "deleted scenes" section of the DVDs.

Winner: Satan's Onion ('cause we all know how much massive destruction kittys can cause..)
Runner-Up: Squishy Cheeks

weeeee! A picture to be posted here presently right now ta-daaaaaaa!

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Next up in the Mad Maxx Fasion show, we have Sven! Sven is sporting a stylish Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple Belt, along with a nose chain, a jacket made of recycled garbage bags, and the Wildheart Spaulders from World of Warcraft. He is sure to be the Belle of any destruction derby!