"49...50...51! Fire at will, Fox Two!"

Now that the Democrats have gotten the majority in Congress, the military has begun experimenting with new ways to raise revenue in preparation for the coming budget cuts.

You thought we were just bullshitting you, didn't you?

*sound of missle being fired*

guy: "dude, i think maby you should slow down."

guy2: "FUCK THAT!!!!

In the cockpit
 

"Sir, is this really necessary?"

"Private, when I say 'Fire the Nukes', I want you to ask 'How many, sir?'!"

"What's with this traffic jam, private?"
"I think we've wandered in to the Captain's pratical joke, sir."
*laughter is heard over the radio*

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Geez...The Army TRIES to be badass, but in the end, it's all just smoke and mirrors.

(EDIT) I fully approve of the below quote.

Then the navy showed up to F*** everything up.