"Tonight on Top Gear, we find out which is faster, a Buggatti Veyron, or a Hellfire missile!"

The past few years have at least been a bit better on Airwolf.

Meh close enough.

Skyshot wins for the excellent Warcraft reference. Nikose comes in with an extremely close second.

More accurately, I win for being Skyshot. Because I'm Skyshot. Which makes me Skyshot. And I win.
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The Playstation 4: The only device that will make 13 year old boys confused about what the saying "Turning your joystick" means.

The new PS4 controller makes it nearly impossible to figure out the Konami Code.

It's really not as hard as it looks to use.
Once you get the Mind chip implant you'll be a sony mind sla-I mean....customer for life! and not because you're forced to.

Following the overall failure of the Playstation 3, Sony decided to take a new direction when developing the PS4. Namely, the reintegration of the rumble feature, the removal of the rest of the controller's circuitry, and a marketing campaign targeted directly at women.

The secret behind that controller, of course, is that only about three of the buttons on it do anything meaningful in terms of gameplay. Most of the others just trigger recordings of various executives at Sony yelling "Fuck you, stupid gamer!" A few even electrocute the person holding it.

News Anchor: Sony recalled the playstation 4 today, after it's controller was shown in studies to cause gamer's heads to explode.