I hate to call this early, but I don't know if I'll be able to be online Sunday.

Besides, nobody can top Squishy Cheek's response. Skyshot got close though.

I know this one won't count but I have to get it off my chest.

"Hey, I haven't eaten corn!"

And now for a racist depiction of an ethnicity, circa 1961.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3499/roonlgdh5.jpg

WWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIII*Quick breath* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Though quite refreshing,
Fire's out, so don't play with
The extinguisher.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a tire-iron!!!

Yeah, I'm gonna have to warn you for that. It's unnecessary - if your avatar shows up in your profile, it works - and it's absolutely not on topic in any way.

Come on People, you've got an hour left. Don't disappoint me.

This is what happens when you don't read the directions for your new Wok.

The "Scary Movie" series springs to mind...