Kryten gives a new meaning to "beating it".

Kryten I'm not sure I'm confortable with your new cream dispenser.

Forget the robot, I have H FACE!!!!!

Is there a john near here? I mean seriously, where's the H-love?
An' they ain't waffles, no matter how hard you try to sell 'em....

"Well sir it has two functions. Suck, and blow."

(I can't BELIEVE someone hasn't said that yet.)

I was just another day at the breakfast table when Kryten called Rimmer a certain 4-letter name starting with "H" when he refused to indulge him of his new suction device.

hey, is that a Hose in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

...Oh, it's a hose. I'm not dissapointed! >>

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Cat: I'm not sure that new creme dispenser is really such a good idea. I mean, A; it's attached to your groin, and B: It's just ain't fashionable!

Hey, you should get that H on your forehead checked out.

It might be cancer.

The 1970's called...they want their yellow suit back