Captain Jack Sparrow upon discovering Whore Island

Jack: "Captain's Journal. Stardate...uh..."

Will: *sigh* "April 13th."

Jack: "April 13.2! We have failed to uphold Sparrow's Law. However, I did make it with a hot babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked out upon the sea? Will, I'm asking you a question."

Will: *sigh*

"Pirates of the Caribbean: the series that will have sequels for all eternity since Disney can't think of any new, good movie ideas"

In Mary-Sue's adolescent imagination, their eyes met and they tenderly embraced to begin the Greatest Slashfic Ever.

Will: If you put that finger in your nose you're going to get one right in the face.

"You've got hair in your teeth Jack."
"I know. It's full of rum."

Jack Sparrow and Will Turner.. Just like Batman and robin, but slightly less Gay

"Well whaddaya know. 'Lizbeth really DOES make good kraken bait."

"Somehow I doubt Disney's going to like this, Jack."