Now that I can actually see the picture.

"YOU'RE playing with detective plushies. WE'RE playing with FBI plushies. That gives us jurisdicition over you!"

(Yes I know it's Agent Smith. Still, I look at it and think of South Park. Sue me.)

Squishy wins, with Bravefencer and Syrinth coming in tied as close seconds!!

Bush: "And this be my home boy. See? I be chillin'."

After looking at Shaq's endowment, George never touched Laura again.

"Mr. Big Black Man, you know Stevie Wonder, right? I tried waving to him, but he didn't wave back..."

Shaquille O'Neal: Professional shill for Nestle Crunch, IcyHot, Radio Shack, Taco Bell, Burger King, Pepsi, DC Comics, Newman's Own, Pepperidge Farm, CBS News, Kodak Film, Jell-o Pudding, Ryder Trucks, The San Antonio Public Sanitation Commission, Mike's Heating and Cooling, The CAPeteria Embroidery Kiosk down at the mall, The Irish Republican Army, Fruity Oaty Bars, and now, finally, the Republican Party.

That man could sell iceboxes to eskimos. In fact, he did just last month!

"I just wanna rub my hands all over that big bald black head."

President George W. Bush with his new Secretary of Defense