Bush: "So anyway, after my job as a forklift driver, I went into politics..." (in his head)"...Wow this guy's tall...."

"Hey, remember when you were a genie in that one movie? *heh heh heh* Can you gimme three wishes?...No, seriously."

"Duuuuuude, I'm chillin' wish Shaq. Now where did I put Shaq Fu?"

October Wins, Pos get's a holla, The rest of you need to funnier.

I won?!

Hope this one hasn't been done.

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EDIT: My quote: "The president has been kidnapped by poodles! Are you cats bad enough to rescue the president?"

The sequel to Kung Pow: Enter The Fist!

"Stop trying to pet me and pet me!"

Two seconds before the razor-sharp blade connected with his neck, Mr. Fuzzums realized his fatal blunder: If your opponent says, "Hey!There's a nickel on the floor!", don't stop to look.

And yet another internet cliche is born.