What was that? An exhibition? You need emotional content.

PoS is almost the winner.

Satan's onion is so wrong, it wins.

The bad pun in my caption makes it even better! ^_^

I set the dials on the Wayback Machine especially way-back for this one!

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2...osiegd1.th.png

Early homosexual couples were forced to assume social camoflauge even in family photos.

(sorry but those are both clearly men, I will delete this if it is offensive)

"When do you think they're going to invent colors?"

"One day, lad, all this will be yours."
"What, the curtains?"
"No, not the curtains!!!"

Actually, Demetrius, in light of who those two men actually are in that photo, I'm not sure how it could be all that offensive.

"And to think, Bosie, one day there will be a series of tubes through which all sorts of information can be sent all over the world, and people will use those tubes to attribute false quotes to me on every page of a parody encyclopedia.

They won't say much about you, though. At least nothing nice. It's not like you won't deserve it, though. In fact, the most anyone will ever say about you will be in another section of the tubes, taking place in a bizarre comedy game. You see, one of the jokes will sort of ramble on a bit about us, the author not really sure how to wrap the whole bit up in some concise punchline. It will be just awful, and I'm ashamed to have any part in it."

-- Oscar Wilde on how much of a hack POS Industries is.

"Pimps and Whores of the Great Depression: A Smithsonian Exhibition."

Donald: "One day, Marie, someone will post this picture on a magic box and other people will try and make fun of it"

Marie: "...Are you on opium again?"

Donald: "...Yes."

(EDIT: I can't BELIEVE I missed that Bruce Lee one! I blame my Champions game... I would have said:

Bruce: "STOP...In the name of love!")

Yes I'm Oscar Wilde. Yes this picture could send me to gaol. Yes I have balls the size of Canada.