Okay, Baggins, Frodo thought to himself, It'll all be over soon. Just lay back, close your eyes, and think of Legolas...

Faix an' begorrah, what a foin crop o' captions this toime round! (Go on, guess which accent I'm butchering here!) Well, Flare and Major Blood both made me chuckle, for an honorable mention; POS made me laugh aloud for another Mention Most Honorable--I'm sure I musta saw that sentence in a fanfiction somewhere, but I couldn't place it exactly...

But fifth cut right to the heart of the matter--or at any rate the throbbing genitals and orifices of the matter--so A Winner Is Him.

I assure you, my dear, that line was entirely original! ...From an original slashfic that I originally wrote. The best part is when it crosses over with Harry Potter, and Snape shows Gandalf the real way to use a wand!

Wait Wait wait! You're not a chick...oh man...I've wasted my life trying to get in your pants...all for nothing...you can have him Sam

Please to be checking if the contest is being over before doing with the posting with 11 hours of the lateness.

Oh man, nobody doesn't love a little Buttsecks.

Anyway here you go.

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/...MrBlueDuck.jpg

I mean, everybody loves moogles.

Man, Photoshop Phriday has really gone downhill. Eh-hem, anyway, on with the caption.

CUTE BUTTSECKS!?
The dangers of mixing Final Fantasy with anything.

Also, direct linking, Fifth? Bad. Very bad. Very very bad. You should be flogged.

Kupo! Looks like I made the wrong turn at Albequrque.