I somewhat disagree. It's.. not even making me laugh at all.
It just really depends on what type of sense of humor you have, I suppose.

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

As an "aspiring writer" or at least your title says you are...maybe you should be an aspiring reader and read the rules of this game...it's not called bitch about other people's captions. It's called the caption competition. and you have yet to contribute anything to the contest.

Not true, DBS:

Maybe everyone should learn to read a little more?

Alright well played...but the point still stands...this isn't the bitch people out about their captions thread

Oh, agreed. Everyone, including me, should shut up now and make room for the funny. Now!

SO wins.

Naming second and tertiary winners is useless, because SO will be here.

You might want to clarify. I mean, we all know who you mean, but you might want to point out clearly whether it was Satan's Onion or Shadow Otenaki.

And runners-up let us know who else was funny. You just don't want to name them so you can rob people of happiness. Admit it.

I am, indeed, here--if you want me to post a piccie, I can do that.