Seen here throwing out the first pitch of the season, President John Chewbacca was elected to office on the platform of "RAWRRRAGHHERAWWRR!!!"

Isn't that a euphemism for masturbation?



You know, let's just make that my caption.

Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Joe Torre: But nobody worries about upsetting a New Yorker.
Han: That's 'cause a Yankee don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookie's are known to do that.
Joe Torre: I see your point. I suggest a new strategy, A Rod. Let the Wookiee win.

Bob: Hello, and welcome back to the "Star Wrek" game!
Steve: That's right, Bob. We have the people from Start Trek and Star Wars, here playing a game.
Bob: We just witnessed a brilliant play, and-
Steve: Here's a quick play-by-play recap! First, Picard was up at bat, and belted one straight at Qui-Gon Jinn. Jinn quickly-
Bob: Hey, let me go now! Jinn tossed to Anakin, but it was too late to tag out Spock.
Steve. Yes, that Vulcan Nerve Pinch looked like it really hurt. Then, Worf got a temporarily ejected for blasting the incoming ball with his phaser.
Bob: Yes, Steve, that's gonna cost 'em. Next, Chewbacca got in an argument with Han Solo over who was supposed to be second base. Here, we got a snippet of their conversation on tape:
*Recording*
Chewie: RAAAGHAGHHGARRGHAGHHH.
Han: Aw, fine. Whatever.
*/Recording*
Steve: We are now waiting for the game to resume, there has been a slight disturbance as Palpatine(that is his name right?) blasted Data and Kirk with a little Force Lightning. Now, for batting stats...

It was a toss up between Squishy Cheeks and Ryanderman, but Ryanderman had the delivery better. (it was more concise and to the point, sorry Squish! may I call you Squish? Have your people call my people, we can do lunch)

And so, Ryanderman is the Winner!

The rest of you were crap. *cough*

Yay! A winner is me!

I haven't kept up with this game in a while, so sorry if this picture has been used already:

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...siblemouse.jpg

"He didn't account for the laser grid."

Sadly, Ethan Mouse relized he forgot to bring the counterweight and the pressure sensor gummer, and had to abort.

Stuart Little 4: Stuart Littler