"Finger Cat is flipping you off."

Here's lookin' at you, dawg.

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"What did you call me?"

Dude, I taught my cat a trick.

What's so special about this? This cat had to learn to flip people off to express precisely the same sentiment that other cats have been able to convey to humans with every single thing they do.

Cat: OH MY GOD, WHO FARTED???
Mouse: Hehe.

Cats. Now with 200% more well deserved contempt for humanity!

Not Caption: We've got this orangutan at the local zoo, who actually does this. I assume so many jackasses have done it front of him or at him for some reason comprehendable only to juvenile minds he's picked it up as a greeting or something. During a high school field trip a bunch of the semiretarded skater/punk rock popular MTV clone kids came into the enclosure and just started laughing at the ape("Stupid monkey hehehe bro ain't it a stupid monkey?") and the monkey just leaned off the bars and stretched it's arm out so it's fist was right up against the glass in front of their faces. Then it slowly extended it's middle finger and did the lip rolling up laugh thing orangutans do. They shut right up and left heads hung low while me and several friends laughed our goddamn asses off.

I'd give anything to have had a camera that day, as nothing I've ever seen better epitomised the phrase, Fucking Owned.

You may think this is funny, but the truth is they glued the cat's paw onto its nose. The poor, poor cat.

FUCK YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!

The first step in developing a cat capable of driving.