{trumpet fanfare} duh du du duhn!

Photoshop AWAY!!!!

If only he had bought a Toyota.

"Look, I believed you when you said you could turn my truck into a pancake..."

This illustrates why the new no cellphones on construction sites law is being pushed.

Warning: do not drink and drive, or else you may find yourself parked under heavy machinery the next morning.

Two minutes prior to this photo:

"NO PARKING: HEAVY TRAFFIC? Huh. I don't see any traff--" CRUNCH!!!

Fluffy will do ANYTHING for attention...

Whoops.

Off topic: Sorry. That's it. No funny wit today.
I am just severely pissed off at my best friend. Aw, fuck this, you don't want to hear my life story.
/Off Topic.

Then... don't share it? Your off topic tags really don't decrease spaminess. I'm sorry that you're angry with your friend, but please try to keep stuff that you want kept offline, well, offline.

Just a friendly tip. :)

Mauve is Teh Winner.

Major Blood is runner up.