*ralphs* Honey, where's my catnip?!?!? The Cat and Mouse game is about to come on!!!

All this, and the dog stil isn't allowed on the couch.

They say animals come to resemble their owners. Here we have Brittany Spears' cat, Mr. Fluffy.

Old Lady: Mr. Num-Nums, come here!
Cat: Fuck you! My name is Joe, goddamnit!
OL: If you don't come here, you don't get any tuuuunnnnaaaa....
Cat: I better get some tuna, bitch.
No-Prize if ya get the reference.

I'm on yur couch, drinkin yur beerz, watchin yur gamez, and scratchin my harbel.

I need my foam hand.

Hmm, it's been a while. Hopefully I'm not too rusty... {cracks knuckles} Okay, let's get on with this thing.

Your caption for today is....

The dangers of mixing cold medications.

Oh yeah. I'm back, baby.

"After her husband Jim died, old widow McKnickers started to use props as stand ins for the deceased. In a fit of loneliness, Mr. Schnufflkins happened to be the only suitable proxy for poor old Jim. The cat understood this less than you or I, but complied nonetheless."

"Stupid dog stealing my beer hat."

SUPER HAPPY WINNER: Moogle. I would have closed it right after he posted if we didn't need a...

ALSO LUCKY RUNNER UP: Greed