*Gasp* "They found my secret hideout, and all my confidential government documents."

Bow chika bow wow......

Roofies: Helping frat guys get laid since 1981

"When Couches Attack"

"Wow man you must have been really drunk last night. I mean look at you, you wore jeans to bed!

That's the last time he goes out drinking with a team of interior designers.

This descendant of the Wicked Witch of East found out that house are just too darn expensive to drop on people anymore; couches are employed instead.

Well, that's been twenty hours, and I'm not staying up 'til 2am for the sole purpose of declaring a winner.

So, who wins? Yikes, this is tough. Many of them were great. Special mentions go to:

Mauve Mage for taking a very python-esque route (or it reminded me of "How not to be seen")

Gurusloth, for doing something genius with that hand. Beautiful.

Satan's onion, because it wouldn't be the caption contest thread if she didn't get an honourable mention but not win.

Lady Cygnet for appealing to my taste of the surreal.

Zicquall, for making me laugh at "daBR" and really using the picture.

As for the winner, erm, erm...

Gurusloth! Because everytime I tried to decide a winner, picking anyone else seemed unfair when I looked at the pic and caption at the same time. 'Tis perfect.

And if he manages to not post a pic in the next 12 hours, the first honourable mention to get here can post their pic. Aint I so fair?

Thank you, thank you.

I want to thank my high school yearbook staff for slacking off and forcing me to write half of the captions for my senior yearbook.

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