He just had to check to see if the longbow was loaded.

UNCONSCIENTIOUS GENTLEMAN BLOCKS IRREFUTABLE BIG FOOT SIGHTING IN BOTTOM LEFT OF PHOTO

Local arrows fled the scene in terror, reports back of park rangers skull

Um...you've got a little something in your eye....Nonono, left eye.....

RULE UPDATE: Due to time diffrences, I'm expanding the time for a winner to post a new pic to 24 hours.

Sadly the beloved Sheriff of the small Southern town of Nottingham never saw Zombie Robin Hood coming.

"I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with AAAAUUUUUGHOOHHGODWHATTHEFUCKGETITOUTGETITOUTGETIT OUTOHPLEASEHELPMEWHYAREYOUJUSTSTANDINGTHEREGETITTH EFUCKOUTOFMYEYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OW.... I think there's something in my contact lens...

I say Deputy, the flies in this town get bigger every year! I think this one has poked out my eye.

is, is there something in my eye?

"It's right there, see it?... in my eye... no, my EYE... there you go. Just grab it and pull... No! Pull you idiot!"

"Pfft, and you say rookies shouldn't be allowed to have weapons..."