The real irony is that Bagface was horribly burnt under the bag as well.
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Flame on!

The Amazing Bag-Head Man, showing off his main super power: lighting himself on fire when nobody is looking and then acting innocent

"The British are coming! The British are coming!"

I always wondered what the guys at the Pentagon do to pass the time...

Oh no! Not again. This is the third head I've burnt this week!

Fifthfiend: Look man, if you don't stop flaming me i'm gonna have to ban you...

Ugly McHidehisfacefrompublic
 

On the upside, the 3rd degree scarring will nicely mask what was wrong with his face before.

Like, OHMYGOD I'M ON FIRE!! *Said in a whiney voice*

It's fascinating what people do when they find a burning paper bag on their porch. Some stomp on it, others put it on their head.

It's all fun and games until someone gets third-degree burns.