The ATB battling system sucks! I was aiming for that dog peeing in the corner, but I hit Bagheadman!

*Bagheadman falls*

...CRAP!

Today in top news, Mr. Bill has fallen victim pray to a viscious assassination attempt, and he is in critical condition at a local hospital.

Declaring a winner...... NOW!

My choice is Death by Stabbing.

Honorable mentions go to Jeneralissimo and Patrat, in that order.

Dishonorable mention and automatic disqualification goes to Major Blood for his unwarranted and completely unrelated declaration of Fifthfiend fanboyhood. My recommendation is a one-point deduction from whatever his imaginary score might currently be, and may whatever god or demon he might believe in have mercy on his pathetic excuse for a soul.

However, it must be noted that all your captions were incorrect. What you should have said was:

"When he was just a baby, his parents found him on their doorstep on Halloween night and quickly took him in. The next day, they adopted him and raised him as their own all the way to adulthood.

It really seems like ol' shit-for-brains grew up so fast..."

Sorry POS. I must overrule your dicision about Major Blood. Also, it's not about the captions that YOU'RE wanting to see of of the bat, but it's about the most amusing.

Flare:

JOKE.

Except for the Major Blood part. That shit's played out, yo.

Well that didn't take as long as I thought it would...

go nuts people

"Zappa Xing Fraternity owns this street!"

Stoners often mistake this for a stop sign

Located very close to the residence of the muffin man!
If you're as big a zappa fan as i am you'd get the reference.

At this rate Leeroy Jenkins will his own bus stop.