If dogs played Halo...

"Slayer"
"What's that boy? Timmy's in the well again and I should expose my vulnerable backside to you to save him?"

"Killing Spree"

The most pertinent question that comes to mind when viewing this scene is not, "Is that dog qualified to operate this weapon?" Nor is it, "Where is the rest of that soldier's uniform?" But rather, the question one should ask is, "Why is there a carrot strapped to the side of that gun?"

"Scooby-dooby-doo, I'll kill you!"

And thus the fog of war lifts, and POS IS THE WINNER!

POS gets the next pic, and if he's not able to, then Gurusoth gets it.

Aww, hugs all around!! Flare gets the biggest hug!

Still, truly it is The Bard who is the winner today. (Shakespeare, you idiots, not that Cheshirewhatever guy....)

http://www.geocities.com/spaztronaut/robot_beer.jpg

I think it's sweet.

Tomo Arigato Mr. Roboto!

"Ha! Those losers think you need to go to the prom to have fun? I'm havin' fun all by myself, right here, with my robot! Ayup. And she's even anatomically correct, so the guys in the locker room had just better stop sayin' I'm gonna die a virgin. Aww yeah."

"Here's your virility drug Mr Pierce. I'll assume you will want me to fetch you your porno collection for tonight?"

It seems to me that SOMONE likes ET waaaaay to much.

BeerBot v.2.0 now opens your beer, hands it to you, and gets the beer from your neighbor's fridge!