Pfft, Screw the surgeon robot, this one will be waaaaay better.

After discovering that Richard Baseheart was dead, Gypsy married Howard from Deep 13's accounting department.

"Statement: Here is your inebrating beverage Meatbag."

Destroy all humans
 

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Winner: Flare Motherfucking Cobra

I know it's a bit quick, but I'm calling this here and now. Not that I didn't strongly consider giving it to Lady Cygnet for the awesome MST3K reference but, dude, HK-47.

Seriously. HK-47. I mean it. I've been on a real Star Wars kick lately, and Flare used it to play me like a fiddle!

However, I must note that not one of you went nearly dirty enough on this one. Allow me a moment to demonstrate...

"Another beer? Number Five, I do believe you're trying to get me drunk!"

"Number Five is alive... and he has needs, baby!"

Wow, the irony. Flare finally won and she won't be here to post (see public announcement thread for details.) Lady Cygnet, this means posting privileges pass on to you.

'Twas all part of my evil plan, it was. I mean, really, you'd think I'd let Flare enjoy the fruits of her victory? P'shaw!

Aww, poor Flare...

But just the same, have at ye!

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