"You think that's sweat on his shirt, DON'T you? Shows how much you know you @%^$ing idiot."~Jason Stathom, age 2.

THIS will tell him to listen to my requests next time!

Just as little boy Jimmy thought he had executed his evil plan "waterworks" with his dad as the victim with no one noticing; he heard a sound behind him and instantly realized it was his mom...

What! Like you don't piss on your slaves?

Gurusloth, you read my mind on the last one as well. You are scary, boy.

"Be quiet or I'll do to you what I did to John Lenin."

Let's see him talk about preschool NOW!

Damn, you guys are so ugly that you made the boy piss in his pants...(Notice he's looking towards us)

Notice also how he's got pointy ears and eyebrows like freakin' Elrond.

Proof that elves really are dicks.

Kid to mom: "Back off Bitch, he's mine!"

Winner = Khael

Runner up = AnotherOne

My caption: (In wildlife documentary voice) Here, we see one young male of the species Homo Sapiens marking his territory after having detected the presence of intruders.