"Union"? Well, I am related to Abraham and Mary Todd Lincoln...(No, seriously, my paternal grandmother did some research on it. To be more precise, I think I have ancestors on either side of the American Civil War.)

Anyway--a caption-ready picture will happen...NOW!

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5485/luvvlycarje4.png

Ta-da!

"Looking for a new car? How about this Jaguar... Who, me? No, I have no need for a fancy car like this, sir. I'm dead sexy."

You know, a van with some candy is just so old hat. Nowadays, you have to put some style into enticing children into your vehicle. A shave, a nice suit, and a classy British motorcar is really the only way to go.

Lloyd Dobler found that he didn't have to Say Anything to Court Diane while driving this car. :p

Q: Sorry, 007, but the male model does not come with the car, he is just there for show. It does have a bullet, missile, and laser proof windshield, however.

Can you just buy this bloody car already? I really need to go to the bathroom.

"Mark! Take a picture of me real quick by this car so people can think I'm rich!"

Pimp MY ride!? I'm already a Pimp!

Holy Crap! Help! Someone glued me to my car!

Car: 121,607.45$
Camera: 20$
Development of camera photos: 15$
The look on his face when he sees the shattered hole the softball made into his grill after taking the car for a spin: Priceless