No, Mr. Friendly person, no one has won yet. There's still about four hours left for you all to wow me.

EDIT: Screw it, I'm calling this one. Raiden wins, with honorable mention going to TheSpacePope.

Sadly, Flare would have won with her original idea, made worse by the apparant coincidental similarity between her official entry and the opening line to the song "I Feel Pretty" from the famed broadway musical and film, "West Side Story".

Unfortunately, in the end she gets nothing tonight. Too bad.

Woo! I'm awesome!

Anyway:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/weddingcake.jpg

The groom stuck in the toilet 5 minutes before the wedding, with the bride trying to pull him out before the ceremony.

Edit: zomg, ebaumsworld.com...

Bridezilla Vs. The Alcoholic

I told you that having the bachelor's party the night before the wedding was a bad idea! But no, you wouldn't listen!

"A man doesn't know true happiness until he is married. Then, it's too late."

Not shown: A little plastic figurine of the bride's father holding a shotgun, making sure that his little plastic figurine little girl isn't going to be stuck all alone with some sleazeball's little plastic figurine bastard child.

My wheelchair just HAD to malfunction on the day of my wedding!