Bakeries specializing in wedding cakes dabble in further catering to the 'bossy bitch' demographic.

The truthful cake topper.

Hilary and Bill Clinton's cake topper, now on display at the Clinton Library.

Take that Axe power!

Vincent vowed NEVER to go on a blind date again.

"I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe kung-fu grip!"

Is it just me or does the bride look like... rairai?

Mr. and Mrs. Jones were crestfallen to find the store sold out of the 'Wife tying her husband to the rack and lashing him with a bull-whip' cake-topper they'd wanted for their S-&-M wedding, but they settled for the next best thing.

Oh... my...God!...is this...a premonition? oh wait no it must be my brother's wedding...I'd never get a woman to marry me...phew...dodged a bullet there!

Weekend at Bernie's 3: You May Now Kiss the Cadaver.