Alright, after reading all of the responses...POS was the only one that actually made me chuckle out loud.

So, he's the winner. If for some reason he can't be the winner, then it goes to Fifth.

Please.... How can I not win?

http://sojuandi.blogsome.com/images/kim_jong_ii.jpg

You know you love it.

Kim Jong-il abandons nuclear weapons defense program in favor a more youth-friendly defense program spearheaded by Transformers and McDonalds employees.

No one had the heart to tell Kim Jong-il that G Gundam was only a TV show.

News Anchor: Reports are still under dispute as to whether Megatron Jong-il is just a 40 foot robot, or can he, as the C.I.A. intelligence indicates, transform himself into a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Bushimus Prime, and Secretary of State Condeleeza Arcee are said to be concerned with this latest development.

CIA Director: "...and as this recent photo indicates, despite its recent advances in nuclear weaponry, North Korea is still decades behind Japan in terms of its giant transforming battle-robot (or GTBR) capabilities. However, their catgirls, Insanely Overpowered Heroes (or "Gokus") and magical girl teams (both sword-wielding and non-sword-wielding) remain an unknown quantity."

Happy Fun meals from McDonalds. Enjoy or be destroyed.

Fight, McDonalds employees! For everlasting peace!

"I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf
I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work
I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree..."

"Herroooo.....Pwepawe to be, as they say, rowned!"