"The Lysol bottle was only a distraction, as the ninja immediately after whipped out a bottle of Febreeze and killed his foe."

I question the new janitors dress code.

Durka durka! Backa la!

Translation: Don't use Lysol, as they are The Terrorist's cleaner of choise.

"So help me, I'm going to get my son's bathroom squeaky clean, even if I have to sneak in and chloroform the little bastard in the dead of night."

Though Rikimaru had the bottle well in hand, he still made sure to watch it like a hawk. One slip in his concentration, and the Lysol could easily destroy the entire clan in a bleach-scented bloodbath...and clean up the mess afterward without a trace.

The president's Lysol has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you dudes bad enough to rescue the president's Lysol?

The germaphobic ninja chooses his weapon. Bacteria shall shudder at the very mention of his name.

Thanks to this once useless bottle of LYSOl you too can have sky blue eyes and the ability to see nothing at all.

Since there don't appear to be any Dune fans in the audience (I was really hoping for a Dune reference from someone), Squishy Cheeks takes this one, with honorable mention to Satan's Onion and gurusloth.

That's the "glowing blue eyes" joke I should've used! Dammit!

Oh well, I stand by my caption. Someone has to, anyway.