Akbar, weary of constantly hiding his true self from the rest of his fellow jihadi, finally broke down, put his pink kuffiyah on his head, and came out on national TV.

The newest weapon in the war against terror. TV journalists with high powered assault rifles posing as terrorists but are actually double agents working in cohorts with alien pyramid schemers attempting to take over the worlds health industry with diet health pills that actually make you get really make you overly fat until you explode releasing millioins of alien babies which mutate into hideous monsters that will ultimatley kill geogre bush(that d**k head). mwahahahaha

"As you can see, it's a hardscrabble and dangerous life out here amongst the insurgen-"

"Hey everybody, it's FABULOUS O'CLOCK!"

Pat in the field: "We're under heavy fire, our convoy seems to be surrounded; the bullets are flying from every direction. If...if I don't make it through this, I just want to tell my family that I love them..."

Frank in the studio: "Wow...um. So you're not having a very good day, then, I guess. On the bright side, that new diet of yours seems to be doing wonders. Speaking of wonders, up next we've got a story about a ferret parachuting for cancer research that's sure to warm your heart."

edit: removed the first one for issues of questionable taste.

The true terror:

Really bad dancers assulting our brave news reporters on the front line.

Oddly enough, Iraq: The Musical was not a hit on Broadway.

Pen is mightier than the sword, final round: journalist vs. terrorist.

Fifth: A winner is you.

Toast: Second place is a nice way to say you lost.

To the rest of you... [Air guitar]

um how long do they have to post before sumone else is allowed to? just wondering is all.