Honestly, it's still not as bad as what Jar Jar had to do to get into the series....

George Lucas: "Well, DVD sales were down the last couple of quarters, couldn't figure out why, so obviously I had to do something..."

Uncle Owen: That's not what I meant when I said clean the droids, Luke.

C3PO: We're doomed!

C3PO awoke the next morning to discover the horrors of the heinous droid ruffie.

"I just wanted to see if he was anatomically correct..."

what nerds do to have kids

After finding out that Leia was his sister, Luke had to take out his sexual frustration on something.

Dispite a successful trio of movies, Mark Hammel just couldn't take the Star Wars movies to a new level, and has sunk to doing Star Wars Porn.

Remember kids, don't drink while cosplaying!