"Nikose was holding the camera."

And so he used 3po's disdaine about being dumped by r2d2 to have sex with him in a very uncomfortable place.

What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Okay I already posted mine, but I just HAD to do this, because i'm a sick bastard. Don't count this for anything please :p

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1...heforcetw5.jpg


C3PO: But Master! This is not part of my protocall!
Master: STFU droid, and give Master some sugar!
C3PO: But Master! THAT port is for DATA entry. NOT-
Master: G'UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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C3PO: Dear lord, it's in my CIRCUITS!

If all the games weren't enough to milk the Star Wars cow, now George Lucas is making 3po's Inflable Dolls.

Because honestly, who doesn't enjoy a little nerd on cardboard-cutout action?

And on that day, Threepio made a man out of me.

Spacepope: Whee, Mallrats!
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"I am programmed to simulate over 3000 known fetishes"

Either I'm in my hell, or I'm in Luke Skywalker's sick sick fanatsies.

If you don't win with that, then I will kill the world.

Always knew 3P0 was the catcher.