The first fox ever to be a traitor, cannibal, and hot item with the greyhound down the street.

I get the feeling I'm on the wrong side of town...

A still shot from the first filming of the Neo vs. 100 Smiths fight scene from The Matrix Reloaded. After losing 5 The Ones they figured they'd just go with a bunch of guys in shades.

Bluff: Put enough points in it, and you don't NEED combat skills.

Yeah...that fox is the leader of this pack...but he's really bad ass...I mean you should see him fight cats, man.

Dog: That hound sure is a fox! *wolf-, erm, dog-whistles*

Fox: I feel about as out of place as an athiest in a church revival...

Like the only red car in a traffic jam.

Affirmative action in the animal kingdom.

Ok, winner is Satan's Union. *(Onion, sorry, that's one of my weird quirks. I tend to mix those words up.)

Honorable mention goes to Nikose.

"Union"? Well, I am related to Abraham and Mary Todd Lincoln...(No, seriously, my paternal grandmother did some research on it. To be more precise, I think I have ancestors on either side of the American Civil War.)

Anyway--a caption-ready picture will happen...NOW!

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5485/luvvlycarje4.png

Ta-da!

"Looking for a new car? How about this Jaguar... Who, me? No, I have no need for a fancy car like this, sir. I'm dead sexy."

You know, a van with some candy is just so old hat. Nowadays, you have to put some style into enticing children into your vehicle. A shave, a nice suit, and a classy British motorcar is really the only way to go.

Lloyd Dobler found that he didn't have to Say Anything to Court Diane while driving this car. :p

Q: Sorry, 007, but the male model does not come with the car, he is just there for show. It does have a bullet, missile, and laser proof windshield, however.

Can you just buy this bloody car already? I really need to go to the bathroom.

"Mark! Take a picture of me real quick by this car so people can think I'm rich!"

Pimp MY ride!? I'm already a Pimp!

Holy Crap! Help! Someone glued me to my car!

Car: 121,607.45$
Camera: 20$
Development of camera photos: 15$
The look on his face when he sees the shattered hole the softball made into his grill after taking the car for a spin: Priceless

On the outside, a simple fellow presenting his nice looking car. what you don't see is what he's grabbing in his pocket...

He's a crafty used car salesman, ain't he? That thing almost looks valuable.

"2/3 evil and whiny? Clearly British."

I have to say, this picture turned up a fine crowd of captions ^^ ! So while I award honorable mentions (and I hope this isn't too many) to gurusloth, Patrat, Friendly Black Mage, and Myst, Teh Winnar!!1!! is POS Industries. You have a real talent for making everyone's day just that little bit more disturbing. Congratulations.

Thank you, and might I say....

http://sabrina.jp/HP200307aichi/5/P1010128.JPG

....I've barely even begun to disturb you.

I swear, plastic surgery is making everyone look so artifical these days...

"For the love of God, don't let the kids see my erection."

"Sometimes, sometimes I regret being the mascot of football team who call themselves the whores of the competition."

Next time you think you'd like to have a girlfriend that's just like your favorite anime character, REMEMBER THIS PICTURE!

I can recognise that nose anywhere, That has to be Micheal Jackson in three years.

(Raiden stole my idea! T.T)

This picture needs no caption.

"I'd hit that."

I'm done.

"I'm so pretty, oh so pretty...."

It takes more then that to disturb THIS Marine POS. :P

And I've seen stuff that made Krylo go "Oook..."

Umm. Nikose totally stole mine.
so I must go over the top.

This was our little Tricia, before the threeway with that that nerd....and Man Faye. She was so happy, now all she does is sit in her room and watch Cowboy Bebop over and over again.

Oh, what kind of a marine can't even deliver a flying chokeslam? I mean, really...

Also:

You might wanna double-check your Sondheim, there.

Ok new rule: POS can no longer win. :P Just joking.

And POS, don't make me show you some of my disturbing pictures.

Woo! My very own special rule! Yes, yes, I know. Hehe.

And really, go ahead, just try to disturb me. Yes, it can be done, but what it takes to do so is known only to me!

Potential girlfriend for the Beer Bot guy

And since when the hell do I share thought patterns with Raiden and Patrat? I better go clean out my brain with soap.

Wait, did someone win? If not...

"Japan's version of the phantom of the opera"

No, Mr. Friendly person, no one has won yet. There's still about four hours left for you all to wow me.

EDIT: Screw it, I'm calling this one. Raiden wins, with honorable mention going to TheSpacePope.

Sadly, Flare would have won with her original idea, made worse by the apparant coincidental similarity between her official entry and the opening line to the song "I Feel Pretty" from the famed broadway musical and film, "West Side Story".

Unfortunately, in the end she gets nothing tonight. Too bad.

Woo! I'm awesome!

Anyway:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/weddingcake.jpg

The groom stuck in the toilet 5 minutes before the wedding, with the bride trying to pull him out before the ceremony.

Edit: zomg, ebaumsworld.com...

Bridezilla Vs. The Alcoholic

I told you that having the bachelor's party the night before the wedding was a bad idea! But no, you wouldn't listen!

"A man doesn't know true happiness until he is married. Then, it's too late."

Not shown: A little plastic figurine of the bride's father holding a shotgun, making sure that his little plastic figurine little girl isn't going to be stuck all alone with some sleazeball's little plastic figurine bastard child.

My wheelchair just HAD to malfunction on the day of my wedding!

Bakeries specializing in wedding cakes dabble in further catering to the 'bossy bitch' demographic.

The truthful cake topper.

Hilary and Bill Clinton's cake topper, now on display at the Clinton Library.

Take that Axe power!

Vincent vowed NEVER to go on a blind date again.

"I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe kung-fu grip!"

Is it just me or does the bride look like... rairai?

Mr. and Mrs. Jones were crestfallen to find the store sold out of the 'Wife tying her husband to the rack and lashing him with a bull-whip' cake-topper they'd wanted for their S-&-M wedding, but they settled for the next best thing.

Oh... my...God!...is this...a premonition? oh wait no it must be my brother's wedding...I'd never get a woman to marry me...phew...dodged a bullet there!

Weekend at Bernie's 3: You May Now Kiss the Cadaver.

Alright, after reading all of the responses...POS was the only one that actually made me chuckle out loud.

So, he's the winner. If for some reason he can't be the winner, then it goes to Fifth.

Please.... How can I not win?

http://sojuandi.blogsome.com/images/kim_jong_ii.jpg

You know you love it.

Kim Jong-il abandons nuclear weapons defense program in favor a more youth-friendly defense program spearheaded by Transformers and McDonalds employees.

No one had the heart to tell Kim Jong-il that G Gundam was only a TV show.

News Anchor: Reports are still under dispute as to whether Megatron Jong-il is just a 40 foot robot, or can he, as the C.I.A. intelligence indicates, transform himself into a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Bushimus Prime, and Secretary of State Condeleeza Arcee are said to be concerned with this latest development.

CIA Director: "...and as this recent photo indicates, despite its recent advances in nuclear weaponry, North Korea is still decades behind Japan in terms of its giant transforming battle-robot (or GTBR) capabilities. However, their catgirls, Insanely Overpowered Heroes (or "Gokus") and magical girl teams (both sword-wielding and non-sword-wielding) remain an unknown quantity."

Happy Fun meals from McDonalds. Enjoy or be destroyed.

Fight, McDonalds employees! For everlasting peace!

"I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf
I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work
I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree..."

"Herroooo.....Pwepawe to be, as they say, rowned!"

Ronald McDonald and his McPower Rangers summoned their second megazord. Because it was made in Japan, it was smaller, yet more efficient than it's American counterpart.

Now that McDonalds has infiltrated just about every country on Earth, Ronald McDonald makes his play for world domination.

If that isn't a setup for a Team America sequel, I don't know what is.

my god it looks like my father!

Happy meals are officially out of hand.

mcdonalds japan finally makes public it's real top secret plans. world domination with the help of their shoddily made giant robot happy meal toys each with their own creepy face. collect all 3

In North Korea, Burger Eat YOU!

NINE FUCKING MCDONALD'S JOKES?! REALLY?!

*ahem*

Anyway, I'm calling this a win for TB, with honorable mention going to Squishy Cheeks.

And, well, I'll give a secondary honorable mention to Flare because, you know, evelyone's a ritter bit lacist sometimes.

Hey, you're not looking at the prospect of actually having to go there and fight those bastards... >_<