Since that's over now, I present this:

Is that Lysol bottle a spray? Because it looks more like a toilet bowl cleaner dispensor now that I look at it...

It is a bottle of Lysol toilet bowl cleaner. I was originally looking for a bottle of Vanish so that I could do the "Ninja Vanish!" thing, but alas, there are no bottles of Vanish around here.

Anyway, my brother, who is a HUGE Dune fan, thought I looked like a Fremen, so I added the glowy blue sclera as a joke. It came in handy when I needed a funny picture in a pinch.

I would have loved something like "The Fremen are sure that they'll flush out the enemy with their new secret weapon," or "Tell me about the swirling blue waters of your homeworld, Maud'Dib."

But anyway, yeah...that's the story behind the Fremen Lysol Ninja. :D

I wanted to do this one for awhile.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8669/newslj5.jpg

With Katie Couric leaving to anchor the CBS Evening News, NBC's "Today" show decided to try its hand at harder hitting journalism, spending a week on location in Afghanistan.

Ok, new rule, no more linked responces. (IE no pictures, or Links) Try to be creative guys, use that thing in your heads! Any yes, this IS an offical rule now.

People will do anything to get into the news nowadays. Be it dress up like militants for Halloween, or doing funky acrobatics in the background.

"As you can see, this land is now clear of Iraqi troops...hey, why are you two running?"

Iraq holds it's first fashion show since the fall of Saddam's government. Something tells me it's not really a sign of peace.



Not Caption: BTW I remember the sketch that pic was from, it was good.

Reporter: "I'm told that this started over an arguement about which show is better, Grey's Anatomy or House. And as you can see, it degenerated from there."

Anchor: "So Jill, how terrorized are you by this situation?"

Reporter: "I'm doing ok so far Bob, but I have to be careful to not let them know I'm a Lost fan; I might get dragged in."

Anchor: "Well I know when I'm in a tough situation like this one, I rack my brain to find a solution. Good luck Jill."

We have found an insurgents campsite up ahead. They seem to be preparing for the next attack against the US Armed Forces in Iraq with their.....

Damnit Bob I've told you before to keep that camera from shaking it makes the picture look bad.

.......they're behind me aren't they?

Akbar, weary of constantly hiding his true self from the rest of his fellow jihadi, finally broke down, put his pink kuffiyah on his head, and came out on national TV.

The newest weapon in the war against terror. TV journalists with high powered assault rifles posing as terrorists but are actually double agents working in cohorts with alien pyramid schemers attempting to take over the worlds health industry with diet health pills that actually make you get really make you overly fat until you explode releasing millioins of alien babies which mutate into hideous monsters that will ultimatley kill geogre bush(that d**k head). mwahahahaha

"As you can see, it's a hardscrabble and dangerous life out here amongst the insurgen-"

"Hey everybody, it's FABULOUS O'CLOCK!"

Pat in the field: "We're under heavy fire, our convoy seems to be surrounded; the bullets are flying from every direction. If...if I don't make it through this, I just want to tell my family that I love them..."

Frank in the studio: "Wow...um. So you're not having a very good day, then, I guess. On the bright side, that new diet of yours seems to be doing wonders. Speaking of wonders, up next we've got a story about a ferret parachuting for cancer research that's sure to warm your heart."

edit: removed the first one for issues of questionable taste.

The true terror:

Really bad dancers assulting our brave news reporters on the front line.

Oddly enough, Iraq: The Musical was not a hit on Broadway.

Pen is mightier than the sword, final round: journalist vs. terrorist.

Fifth: A winner is you.

Toast: Second place is a nice way to say you lost.

To the rest of you... [Air guitar]

um how long do they have to post before sumone else is allowed to? just wondering is all.

and if he doesn't post?

If that's the case, we wait for Flare to post.

She's running this show.

Flare will post the next picture if Fifth or Toast doesn't get to it.

EDIT: Ninja'd by the Fenny.

The hobo's right. 24 for Fifth (Though I bet it will be disturbing like his last one) then TB.

I win? I WIN!

EDIT:




http://www.sk1pper.com/grandma_flipping_the_bird.jpg



And away we go!

Daww, fifth, your mother seems like a wonderful lady. I can really see the resemblance.
...I am so banned, aren't I.

Grandma gives Congress a raise after finding out that they're giving themselves one while cutting Social Security benefits.

Grandma got a bit upset when we brought up the idea of the nursing home for the first time.

*note to self
Don't ever talk bad about Glen Miller in front of grandma again

Grandma was tired of those gang members riding in her hood, so she decided to 'crack a fool'.

Where's the beef? Where's the beef? You know what, Clara? I got your fucking beef right here! Now shut the fuck up before I shut you up! I swear to God, every time we go out for burgers....

"And this is the finger I stuck up Stalin's butt when he was giving it to me in '39"

"GRANDMA!!!"

"Is big brother watching THIS?"

Our generation in 40 years.

the best picture of grandma we have before she died

"Now get the fuck off my lawn!!!"

RaiRai in 65 years.

Why did they have to cancel Mattlock? Why, God? Why?

Grandma always was a brutal music critic. This is why we can't let her in church until the choir leaves.

Keep her out of my church.

Caption: Here's your medicare deductible, you insurance bastards!

Mammothtank would've won if it'd been a pic of a crusty old man in knee socks (aka Shiney).

Spacepope would've won if I had any idea who in the hell Glenn Miller was.

Toilet Rancor would've won if he'd used just the second line without the first.

But even then he still might've won, if his name was not Toilet Rancor.

In the end, the prize goes to....

*drumroll*

MAJOR BLOOD!

Because shit, we all know it's true.

Jenn pulls in with the honorable mention, cause you know I loves me some politicksing.

I like this kind of contest, even though I don't know which is the picture we have to caption. Can anybody fill me in with the picture so I can participate in this game?

Check the rules in the first post. Basically the new photo is posted by the winner of the last round, and then everyone does a caption for that photo, then that person picks the winner who gets to post the next photo. And so on.

Also, thread renamed because I dunno, it just sounded better this way.

I did check the rules, however, I do not really know who was the winner of the last round... or is it still being decided?

Until then, I will make my caption randomly. "Brawl my ass you stupid bastard!"

DX I know it sounds dumb...

Oh my!

Then I guess he has to post the picture then. I'm terribly sorry for not realizing that, I just did not see he was the round winner.

Well then, what is the picture that will need a little vocalical caption, m'kay?

I've been wanting to use this picture for a while...

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1...heforcetw5.jpg

Han shot first! HAN SHOT FIRST! HA-A-AHHHN!

Gary uses his webcam to satisfy the tiny 'dork-on-droid' internet porn niche.

What Major does in his freetime!

(How else do you think he got the pic? >.> )

Honestly, it's still not as bad as what Jar Jar had to do to get into the series....

George Lucas: "Well, DVD sales were down the last couple of quarters, couldn't figure out why, so obviously I had to do something..."

Uncle Owen: That's not what I meant when I said clean the droids, Luke.

C3PO: We're doomed!

C3PO awoke the next morning to discover the horrors of the heinous droid ruffie.

"I just wanted to see if he was anatomically correct..."

what nerds do to have kids

After finding out that Leia was his sister, Luke had to take out his sexual frustration on something.

Dispite a successful trio of movies, Mark Hammel just couldn't take the Star Wars movies to a new level, and has sunk to doing Star Wars Porn.

Remember kids, don't drink while cosplaying!

"Nikose was holding the camera."

And so he used 3po's disdaine about being dumped by r2d2 to have sex with him in a very uncomfortable place.

What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Okay I already posted mine, but I just HAD to do this, because i'm a sick bastard. Don't count this for anything please :p

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1...heforcetw5.jpg


C3PO: But Master! This is not part of my protocall!
Master: STFU droid, and give Master some sugar!
C3PO: But Master! THAT port is for DATA entry. NOT-
Master: G'UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
...................................
C3PO: Dear lord, it's in my CIRCUITS!

If all the games weren't enough to milk the Star Wars cow, now George Lucas is making 3po's Inflable Dolls.

Because honestly, who doesn't enjoy a little nerd on cardboard-cutout action?

And on that day, Threepio made a man out of me.

Spacepope: Whee, Mallrats!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I am programmed to simulate over 3000 known fetishes"

Either I'm in my hell, or I'm in Luke Skywalker's sick sick fanatsies.

If you don't win with that, then I will kill the world.

Always knew 3P0 was the catcher.

Error.

Oh man, Myst totally wins.

Honorable mentions to mammothtank and Satan's Onion.

Little did he know is that C3PO's Firewall broke and gave him Digital AIDS.

Or: The Conception of the Mac.

Erm...Lost in Time, this round's over. Wait for the next picture (which Myst should be posting here soon enough) to unleash your caption-y genius ;) ...

Alrighty, let's see what I can do...
http://www.home.no/crazycomputerguid...omputer_01.jpg
an oldy but a goody.

All that - and they forgot the toilet paper.

I'm sitting there right now. It's even more horrible if you misread it!

The REAL Boss chair.

Behold the official World of Warcraft Throne©. Complete with ergonomic seat, convenient waste disposal, full internet access and a phone for calling pizza, or 911. the seat even comes with heating so this does not become a Frozen Throne©.

WARNING: DO NOT USE AT NIGHT IN THE DARK, OR WHEN PISSED.

Missing the bowl could result in electricution!