Logging Off....

Efficiency experts attempt to reduce the amount of time "wasted" on bathroom breaks by creating the Commodoffice.

Internet access... in a very private room.

I think we all know what they're doing *wink*.

This is the chair all moderators use when given that power, so they can torture little nub cakes AT ALL TIMES!!!

behold the thorn of the nerds all it needs now is a microwave and a freezer

Microsoft is now trying to get into the plumbing business by releasing Windows TS (Toilet Seat).

Win goes to squishy cheeks got sheer thoroughness, though the pun does result in iminent death. With honorable mention and runner up to fifthfiend.

"you Can't Be My Father! Aaaaargh My Hand!"

Use the NutForce......

You have to admit, there's only enough sandwich there for one of them.

"When did Rescue Rangers become a space opera?"

KOTOR meets violent animal erotica. Expect it to be on the internet within seconds.

"The Sandwich is MINE, Darth Squeaker!"

"Young Nutwalker, you and your accomplice can never take the Death Sandwich(tm) from the Empire!"

"I was the student Obi-Acorn but now I am the master..."

George Lucas strugles with the idea for Star Wars 7

At first, Yoda thought that Obi-Wan had said that the Jedi Padawans were feeling a little squirrely...

Toilet Rancor, image responces don't count.

Pos wins
Gurusloth gets second

My caption:
"We all knew Foamy would one day turn to the Dark Side."

I figured. I just felt like superimposing a frogs head onto yoda. :p

Yeah, well, same to you, buddy!

http://images.comicbookresources.com...rman-chest.jpg

The syndicated hit Smallville desperately tried to create it's own spin-off series which was promptly cancelled due to poor ratings after the show began to display a lack of creativity.

This photo proves Clark Kent wasn't really from another planet. He is just very, very stoned.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

One of DC's many attempts to reinvigorate their floundering Superman franchise; Super Garth, Last Redneck of Krypton Was a collosal failure and cancelled after only one comic. Value of that comic is currently at $1,000,000 due to rarity.

A man who has way too much time on his hands. Previously, he had too much hair on his chest.

Superman no longer needs a costume. Just remove the shirt and hey, presto! superman is here and ready.

PHOTO: POS INdustries, coming out of the closet.

FIVE MINUTES LATER (photo not shown): Everybody rushing to shove POS Industries back into the closet.

Footage from Fox's latest reality show: Who Wants to be Superman?

"Does this look like an S to you?"

..."How about now?"

Why Fifth only has 2 fans.

"The Dork Police are happy to announce that this man, known as 'Hairy S', was successfully capture. He is currently in a maximum security facility having his chest waxed...we're getting rid of those sideburns while we're at it."

Superman's lesser known crimefighting cousin, SuperFuzz.

What's funny to me is that, after the eleventy-billion fifthfiend jokes in this thread and so many others that had absolutely nothing to do with anything, the one time that an honest to goodness Fifth joke that didn't involve him being a mod, having sexual tension with Mesden, or contain the words "Fucking Banned" in any way, that only one of you even came close to getting it.

That joke being in the "Fifthfiend loves Superman. No, I mean really loves Superman" vein.

Given that, I award the victory to Flarecobra for at least referencing one of my amazing Fifthfiend zingers.

Coincidently, I'm giving an honorable mention to the jerkwad in question himself. Fifth, you might have very well gotten the victory if not for your glaring inaccuracies:

1. Everyone knows that I shave the Batman logo into my chest hair, not Superman.

2. Honestly, when have I ever been in the closet, you big silly goose?

So to recap: Flare wins, Fifth is the first loser.

Actually I was going to do a Fithfiend joke but I thought it was wearing thin, and couldn't come up with anything in it's place.

But hey, there's always the next pic!:)

No, that was it. You all missed your chance. It's over.

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Superman sucks!

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thank you

Well, I guess that means we know how to get a victory from you now POS.

And for a bit of a challange: No "Fifthfiend can't drive" Jokes.

And I just noticed this. I got the 1000th reply! :P

"The turn was right fucking here, I fucking swear it was."

"We're getting a divorce."

"We don't need a boat, you said. It's just a mid-life crisis, you said. Well Myrtle, My mid-life crisis saved our lives, which wouldn't have been in danger if your mid-life crisis could keep his hands to himself."

Using tow-boats proved to be more cost-effective than using tow-trucks.

Hold on! let me just put this thing in reverse...

Thash onsensche ociffer, I is not drunk, i onsly hads one.

The new slipway, while it looked incredible, was actually very hard to use.

'bout that time them Duke boys was in a whole heap of trouble

Yeah, driving from the boat was not a good idea....

What? The guy at the gas station back there said that this was a shortcut!

First? Woo-hoo!

I'm gonna tell all my buddies on the special-kids bus!

He'd beat Batman, you know.

"Now you tell your boss back at GM: this highway is Tracker territory"

"Hey, you guys pulling us out of this here canyon?"
"Yup."
"With what? A tow truck?"
"Nope. A motor boat."
Pause.
"So, what, should I just shoot myself now and get it over with? Or what?"

Wile E. Coyote's plans to kill the roadrunner have finally lost their creative edge...

When negoitators failed to prevent the truck from attempting suicide, it was only the quick actions of the boat which kept the event from ending in tragedy. The boat was later given a medal its heroics.

Professor Martin von Genericfunnyname unveils his revolutionary new invention, the flying truck, by taking it on vacation and astounding the other, more gravity-bound motorists as no cliff can possibly stop him!

Sadly, he had neglected to invent the flying boat before leaving.

What? Blasphemy!

Also, yeah, probably. I mean, he's a fucking kryptonian! Honestly, though, get with the program! It is now, was, and always will be about Morph!

Good lord, man....

Driver:"Look theres the lake! I wonder what the fastest way down there is...."
Passenger:"...Lets take the long way"

This means nothing! >.<

The moral of the story: Never drink and drive. Drink BEFORE you drive.

i go there more trucks that way but i have yet to buy a new boat

"It's okay baby. I just pulled the emergency brake. We're safe now."

As the foolish humans fell for the decoy, the yellow car waited for his moment to strike.

"So that's why that 'Falling Rocks' sign was there..."

I know you should have asked for directions

Death By Stabbing won this one. You just can't beat the Dukes.

Second place goes to the guy with the weird name that I can't spell and the FMA avatar.

I think she means you, grthwllms.

And yes, DBS totally won.

Ya think?

The question isn't, "What happened to the truck?" The question is, "What the hell is with the boat?"

Gascmark, we're waiting for Death by Stabbing to post his pic.

Also, Gascmark, as the local Rules Paper Tiger, it should also be noted that you can only post one caption per pic. Not that it matters anyway, since this round was over, but just for future reference.

You do know that a paper tiger is for shredding.....
ah
I get it.
*Slap

Sorry for the delay everyone!

What you don't see: The sign next to it reads "It's okay to feed the man-eating giant venus fly trap though."

The Birds
A remake of the Hitchcock classic by Joel Schoemaker.

spoiler alert: The birds now have nipples.

Seeing the sign as he pulled up to the beach, Powdered-Toast Man felt an unshakable sense of foreboding come over him.

This Message Has Been Brought To You By The Sandpiper For Congress Campaign

As time went on, people began noticing other oddities, such as keys breaking with a single use, or the complete eradication of injury and disease by a night's rest. The appearance of unexplainable, almost magical, energies and phenomena would soon follow.

The irony of the sign being up means that the seagulls will no longer have food to eat. Thus in a starving rampage they will attack pets and children to sedate their appetite.