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this is the reason i bring alkaseltser to the beach :)
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Yes, if you feed them, if you keep them happy, contented with their bellies full, they will attack. They will attack anyone you desire for some more of those sweet, sweet breadcrumbs. They think a simple sign will stop your fearsome seagull empire? Nonsense!
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These seagulls are highly, highly dangerious, and care must be taken, so as to not get struck by their sharp beaks....There's one now! *Slowly sneaks up on it, then tackles it to the ground.*
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"I'd reccommend you follow that warning. The last guy who fed the seagulls was One-Eye Jack. That's why he's missing a finger."
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Welcome To Racoon City |
Aye, laddy. Ah've seen it before. Three kids go inta duh watah.... Two an' a half come back. The othah half is in the hands of duh Gulls. An' when duh Gulls are conten', they jus' throw it back at duh kids. But when they're angry... Bad things happen.
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Oh, and thanks for the tips, guys. I'll try not to caption old pics ever again. Or do the same one twice.
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Also don't double-post.
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Yelling, throwing rocks and discharging firearms at the seagulls - still totally okay!http://www.nuklearforums.com/images/icons/icon13.gif
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Simon Cowell goes to extremes to ensure that the now-starving New Wave band A Flock of Seagulls never produces a comeback album.
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Fifthfiend: A winner is you
Honorin mentions: Squishy Cheeks, Moogle, POS, OctoberRaven, and the Lady Cygnet. All made me laugh out loud...good job everyone. P.S. 300th post! |
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Since he didn't, time to pic-ninja the next one..
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Robin: How come for the first time I happen to be up front of the action, instead of being by Batman's side like the loyal sidekick that I am?
*window bursts into flame, engulfing Robin in fire* Batman: That would be why. Have no fear, paramedics are near. |
Goddamit Batman, Stop touching my crotch, this man is in trouble.
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Joel's delusions about being a DC comic book villain became so great that he can't even walk out of his apartment anymore without having to have an epic battle with a superhero.
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Robin: Holy smokes Batman! That man is about to fall off a fake ledge!
Batman: Robin! Get me the Bat-Fake-Ledge-Reppellent! |
He's really painted himself into a corner this time.
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Man: Don't come any closer or I'll jump! I swear I'll do it! Then my death will be on your hands!
Batman: ::glares:: Nobody messes with Adam Weeeeeee |
Batman: Robin! Tie a rope around his waste!
Robin: But batman, we're flat! Batman: Damn you 2 dimensions! |
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Batman and Robin are now trying a new approch to suicide jumpers...the Mel Gibson from Leathal Weapon approch. Let's watch...
Batman: You want a smoke? Man: I know you don't smoke Batman your aren't going to trick me! Batman: Damnit Robin! This is all your fault! Robin: Gee...Batman I sure am sorry. (Batman "accidentally" bumps Robin off the ledge) Man: You know I don't think I want to jump any more... Batman thinking: Alright it's working! Batman: Why don't we jump together? Man: If you make me jump I'll tell them all your secret identity is Mel Gibson! Batman: Goddamnit! |
Chief O'Hara: Saints be praised, Commissioner! The Dynamic Duo's nearly got that poor man down from the burning building!
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, Chief, and it almost makes up for the fact that we're stuck down here looking up at a teenage boy in green underoos that are about three sizes too small.... Chief O'Hara: Begorra! |
"Trick or treat!"
"Why the hell would there be candy up here? In a burning building? And why are you kids up here? You should be in school instead of touching each others crotch. Damn whippersnappers!" |
"Dammit Batman, this is the third time today! Just let me jump and go after Black Mask already!"
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Dammit Robin, put some pants on!
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Space Pope won. Maj. Blood was a close second...
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I won and Now I am hungry.
Flare, I love that you love the Adam West Pedophilia joke. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...glow/wierd.jpg |
I always knew McDonalds food was made of plastic!
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Now with half the fat.
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Fava beans and chianti unavailable to him at the time being, Hannibal Lecter decides to just have a quick sandwich to tide him over.
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Soylent Sandwiches, It's PLAAASTIC!
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Even though they didn't have the funds, the team was determined to see Saw 4 to the end.
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Introducing Soylent Green Manwhiches! Wholesome food for the family!
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Things got a little ugly during the Barbie/Ken divorce....
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My Manwich!!!
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It tastes of victory.
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it's not cannibalism if it isn't the same species :)
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NEW!!! At the Hostel restaurant, the blood room special! Try it today at only half price!
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Mmmm, tastes like chicken.
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So that's how barbie maintains her figure... Canibalism!
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TEH WINNER
Friendly black Mage runnner up Myst |
Myst You're up
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Techically, both.
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NO WAY!!!
Wow, this is an honor, really. I'd like to thank... |
The average American "Home Defense" package.
Automated laser grid sold seperately. |
What are ye buying?
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Ok, who raided my wall locker?
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You did remember ammunition, right?
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Come on down to Crazy Friendly Black Mage's.
M-16's only $41.99! Sniper Rifles only $199 Uzi's only $99.95 Six shooters $29.99 Shotguns $64.95 Everything must go! before the cops find out |
Bear in mind that Tommy Vercetti was able to conceal that entire arsenal on his person at once and walk past every cop in Vice City unnoticed, all the while wearing a bright teal hawaiian shirt!
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Then Charleton Heston barged in and yelled "GET YOUR STINKIN HANDS OFF MY GUNS YOU DAMN DIRTY LIBERAL!"
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With all these guns around it's almost hard to belive america isn't a safe place to live.
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I need guns, lots of guns.
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"Holy god-damn green Jesus fuck on a pogo stick! What a friggin' sweet birthday haul! You got me, like, half the fuckin' catalog, didn't you, Frank? You magnificent bastard, you. And it's all loaded and--hey, is this a silencer? Shee-yit yes! I'm'a go shoot some beer cans 'n' squirrels in the backyard now. Thanks!"
"That's why I like you, Kimberly. You're not like the other girls." |
What, no bazooka? Pfft.
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In order to create a more realistic experience for gamers who purchase the Wii, Nintendo tests out updated models of the Zapper.
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Just your typical shadowrunners living room
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There, I'm properly equipped to go to Harlem.
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Yippee Kai Yay Mothafucker!
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Nope, I won't be needing one o' them Zombie Food shirts, that's fer sure.
'course, now that the weapon shop's sold out, the rest of you are prob'ly screwed. |
What kind of crazy, deranged social deviant...
... owns a Sega Dreamcast?? |
Ted's super-soaker arsenal was truly a sight to behold.
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caption: behold the abode of your average postal worker |
Caption - "Oh wow! Santa came early this year!"
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Shit... how the hell did you guys get that picture of my living room off my computer!?
Fucking hackers! |
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Mmmmm.... gunsss...... |
Sorry for the late announcement, the Video Game Club at our school caught me up. And being the president of that club...
Anyway, Teh WinRaR is: Axl Honourable mention to Myst, POS, Khael, and FifthFiend (almost everyone's were very good!). |
Haha! Me with the RE4 references. ftw.
Here is an animal for you to comment on. http://hedonistica.com/2006/10/10/funny_otter.jpg |
Sign above: "Chat 8-Bit"
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ok guys I'm gonna make the biggest lugie you ever saw... and when they open the cage to feed us then I'll spit it in the guy's face and then we can make our escape!
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I mean, "Some animals just wouldn't make it on the outside." |
that is the wierdest lookin beaver I ever seen
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Put 'em on the glass!
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The side affects of nature's Mardi Gra.
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"Good lord. There's a four-hundred-pound woman out there, sitting on a bench and devouring an ice cream cone, covered in body hair and a galaxy of moles, wearing magenta hotpants and a tube top with 'I faked it' spelled out on it in lime green rhinestones.
And I'm the one in the cage!?" |
That's not what I menat when I said "press your beaver to the glass." I can't believe she wasted my one conjugal visit this month.
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A little known fact: 'Blowfishing' the zoo patrons is one of the animals' favorite pastimes.
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[QUOTETheSpacePope]that is the wierdest lookin beaver I ever seen[/QUOTE]
Maybe because it's an otter? Caption: Dammit, someone just windexed this thing! |
Yo baby! Hey, I can slip through a lot of slick places, and your pants look plenty slick! Thank you! [/catcall]
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Sorry for the delay, took a nap and then woke up to the D&D cartoon.
1st Place = Jeneralissimo!!!! 2nd Place = Nikose The rest of you are otter disgraces. (puns 4 life) |
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