I really hope Jen doesn't post in time, I actually have a great one this time!

Sorry, Nikose, I found a good one.

Also, note: I will be posting the winners a little early since I will be headed off to work around this time tomorrow.

Oh geez, I didn't even notice Axl's pun. But then again, I typed Satan's Onion as Satan's Union, so evidently I can't tell the difference between an "o" and a "u". And I'm trying to be an editor. w00t.

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Why some Marines never should have pets.

It can be tough to ferret out a good pint in this town.

Leasticoulddo's mascot, Blind Ferret's, long lost cousin, drunken ferret.

Ferret: Oh yesshh! Thishh ishh the good shtuff.

Excuse me, I have to drain my weasel.

No-one knew how mean a drunk the ferret was

While it is known throughout the wilderness that the rabbits are fond of orgies and general hedonism, racoons live for petty theft and framing, squirrels for knowing fairy lore and being abominable packrats, few know of Ferrets and their love of binge drinking.

Not shown: The ferret waking up horrified next to the otter from the last picture.

"So this human wanted to trade his shirt for a Donkey Kong game! I told him to talk to my cousin Tom Nook, because I didn't move into town yesterday."

"Uh, actually, you DID move into town yesterday."

"...Shut up."

Behind the Pixels: Sluggy Freelance

We all know of Kiki's problems with sugar, but few know of her real life tragedy when she tried to counter it.

"I was snorting pixie sticks and sculling lager. It seemed like a good idea at the time, depressants and stimulants, balance me out you know? But it was killing me, I-I couldn't even poing you know? I eventually went into rehab and got clean and I have the love of my friends to thank."

Next week, on Behind the Pixels we look at Dr McNinja and his problems with selfmedication.

Good batch of captions here, you guys. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to go with POS Industries this time. I started cracking up, despite the horrible mental picture.

Honorable mention goes to Gurusloth for the little pun.

You wanna talk about horrible mental pictures? Here's one for you!

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"But seriously, you should have seen what Oprah tried to show me in her dressing room. EWWW!"

Why mousetrap pants never caught on.

"Ahhh my top teeth are escaping from my mouth!"

AAAAACHOOOO!

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

Who does he think he is Roger Daltrey? (if you get the reference...you are very cool)

"Just 10 more minutes and I'll go Super Saiyan!"

Since mental illness doesn't exist, we must assume demonic possession.

"What's his battle power?"

"It's over 9000!!!!!"

...And THIS is how Cthulhu regurgitated me!

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Dawson's Creek. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

YEE HAW!

OVERZEALOUS EXCLAMATION IN ALL CAPITAL LETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!

SAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*takes a deep breath*

MORE SAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM NOT COMING OUT OF THIS CLOSET!

don't hate me because I'm beautiful

"KHAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!"

Taken. Choose another quote.

Opps! I missed that one! :P

Alright *thinks hard* Here we go!

"WHO STOLE MY PANTS?! COME BACK WITH MY PANTS!!!!"

Tom cruise was happy at the Guitar Hero 2 song list

TROOOOOOGDOOOOOOR!!!!!

Calling it now because I have democracy to go do and then work and then finding out how the democracy went.

I'm going to give it to grthwllms, though a more accurate description would be 10 days or possibly weeks. 10 minutes is rather brief, when you think about it.

Death by Stabbing gets runner-up, and I hope he dies before he gets old.

POS=Very cool

Also grthwllms has indicated that I may post a pic in his place

Go nuts kids

And the T said, let there be light, FOOL.
And there was much rejoicing.

I pity the fool who disses MY holy day!

Book of T, 6:19 -

Let no man not pity da foo who does not worship the greatness of Mr T.

And on the 20th day, Mr. T made the A-team, and he saw it was good...

You were expecting maybe Chuck Norris?

Proof that it has become way too easy to be canonized these days

Peter Griffin's failed Church of the Fonz brought the inevitable Holy Order of T.

Told you Jesus was black.

And here we have St. T, patron saint of youth centers and action films. The only saint to be canonized before death, mainly because he threatened to throw the pope "hellava far."

And on eleventh day he pitied the fool.

St. T of the Holy Order of T, after having accomplished one of his miracles: feeding the population with bread and Mr. T-Tea.

The T's Communion: Bread and Milk.

The T Commandments:

1. Thou shalt stay in school.

2. Thou shalt not use drugs.

3. Thou shalt drink thy milk.

4. Thou shalt not have time for jibber-jabber.

5. Thou shalt not eat nothing thy do not understand.

6. Thou shalt shut up, fool!

7. Thou shalt follow the Golden Rule: The man with the gold.... rules.

8. Thou shalt wear clothes, and if you don't you get arrested.

9. Thou shalt use thy anger, but not lose it.

10. Thou shalt pity the fool.

(The T in reference to Jesus) He was the baddest cat around... 'Till I showed up
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A winner is Squishy Cheeks

A runners up is Flare and POS

Good job all!

Question: How is the hierarchy of pic posting going on this one?

Are we going Squishy Cheeks - Flare - Me - Flare on this or can I just go on ahead and not let this game die?

Sorry POS, but I had to pull myself away from my social life for this one.

President Bush: This picture clearly shows FEMA's efforts to repair and rebuild New Orleans. We are making progress. You're doing a heck of a job, FEMA.

Social life? You're on the NPF. Don't lie to me like that. No, RaiRO does not count.

Now for some Captiontastic Captionizing!

The way I look at it, if you're going to dig your own grave, do it with gusto!

"Ooooh, you like it dirty, don'cha? Don'cha?

Rawr."

"All the other Transformers get to be in that fancy-schmancy base... but I get mud on the carpet ONCE and they send me here..."

"When bathroom renovations go bad" next, on HGTV

"Hrmmm perhaps I should have dug in front of me FIRST rather then under me First....oh well. China, here I come!"

Sounds like another mastadon's stuck in the tar pits haha flintstones for the win

No, dig up, stupid.

Imagine the chef guy from the Muppets sitting at the controls...waving his silly head around as his backhoe went down...that guy cracks me up...Also imagine those 2 old guys in the balconey laughing their asses off at this

This is why the 'swampland in Florida for sale' joke is funny.

...That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.

WIN!

Myst, I love you right now.

Caption: What George Bush should be doing right now, according to a high school aptitude test.

I'll let Mr. Wright explain why.

Objection!

Also, you should all thank me for making my best efforts to personally touch up the color here. The original was washed-out and horrible.

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Spock remembers that it is only logical to puff puff pass.

Spock: "This is some gooooood shit!":D

Yeah, real original I know.

Spock - "Hey man...its like, so illogical and shit what your talkin bout....OH MAN I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW!"

Star Trek member in the back, walking away:

That's it. Spock's started a'puffing. It's going to get nasty soon enough. And space monkeys imported from the Romulan empire will unfortunately be involved.

The Ferengi space weed had sunk it's addictive hooks into Spock, so much so that he went against all logic and had Bones grow him an extra 'puffing' finger.

I'm Spock, bitches. Show me your titties. It's a celebration.

Sorry Captain. I'm off the clock.