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Jeneralissimo 11-11-2006 08:27 PM

Spock:"You know, this stuff makes McCoy almost tolerable."

Sir Pinkleton 11-11-2006 10:00 PM

"Spock after a night with Uhura"

Satan's Onion 11-12-2006 02:20 AM

Dude, Lenny, don't be a Shatner. Pass that shit over here already.

Death by Stabbing 11-12-2006 04:17 AM

First...how did you make it change the objection thing Flare?

anyways Caption:

"Shut the hell up Scotty! I'm not in the engine room this time...I noticed the new signs"

POS Industries 11-12-2006 09:53 AM

The winner is gurusloth for noticing Spock's unfortunate photoshop deformity.

Honorable mention goes to TheSpacePope.

gurusloth 11-13-2006 01:58 AM

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Hooray for extra digits!

New pic:

Flarecobra 11-13-2006 02:50 AM

Going for the world record in rail-grinding on one's ass.

Satan's Onion 11-13-2006 03:09 AM

In ten years' time, on the New New New New Doctor Who: Will the Doctor (the 73rd, played by Rowan Atkinson) arrive in time to save this hapless particle physicist and the deadly secrets he holds in his lucky Corningware bowl from the nefarious schemes of his latest foe, the evil Lampostitrons from the Shadowy Void Dimensions of Doom? Tune in eventually and find out!

POS Industries 11-13-2006 03:14 AM

Man, these seats are terrible! I can't even see the stage!

Squishy Cheeks 11-13-2006 03:25 AM

They called me mad for replacing my right hand with a bowl, but I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (munch, crunch) Damn this Kettle Corn rocks!

OctoberRaven 11-13-2006 06:48 AM

"Ah, the great outdoors. Great place for a honeymoon, darling, alone with no civilization for miles save this one road. So anyways, honey, I just got that million dollar life insurance policy on me...so all our...oh, we're going hunting?"

*BLAM*

Jeneralissimo 11-13-2006 09:55 AM

One of the spectators from the Transcontinental Road Race (Mr. President loves you all!)

(Please tell me you guys have seen the movie.)

Stomphoof 11-13-2006 01:25 PM

"Mmmmm delicious babies."

Gascmark de Leone 11-13-2006 03:00 PM

Oooh... something shiny!!!!

TheSpacePope 11-13-2006 03:40 PM

Mr. Miagi rests quietly wile pondering where the hell Ralph Maccio went with his carrer

Myst 11-13-2006 04:39 PM

Just don't ask where he got the milk...

Sir Pinkleton 11-13-2006 07:30 PM

While the old proffessor of Jarrassic Park munch's away at his lunch, a Terodactyl from off screen makes it's move.

Fifthfiend 11-13-2006 07:36 PM

Off camera: the three teams of heavily armed SWAT troops, waiting for him to make his move.

Death by Stabbing 11-14-2006 01:25 AM

'Tis not a man? (check)...Remorseless eating machine? (check) Nice try Gurusloth...but I'm pretty sure this belongs in the camwhore thread...You can't use pictures of yourself in the caption contest...

gurusloth 11-14-2006 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death by Stabbing
'Tis not a man? (check)...Remorseless eating machine? (check) Nice try Gurusloth...but I'm pretty sure this belongs in the camwhore thread...You can't use pictures of yourself in the caption contest...

Can so! Besides, I'm not that gray-haired yet.

Winner is Flarecobra; Runner up is Satan's Onion.

Flarecobra 11-14-2006 02:50 AM

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Woohoo!

Anyway, here ya go. Something a little challanging.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche 11-14-2006 03:01 AM

Mario....XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!

gurusloth 11-14-2006 03:05 AM

Concept art from the new joint effort from Nintendo and Bethesda titled Fallout: Mushroom Kingdom.

Marn of Mayhem 11-14-2006 04:34 AM

Mario & the Beanstalk, set in a post-nuclear S.T.A.L.K.E.R. universe.

Red Fighter 1073 11-14-2006 07:31 AM

"Note: This is what Mario World is like now that Mario found out AGAIN that the damn princess was in another castle.."

Stomphoof 11-14-2006 09:19 AM

This is what happens when Nintendo decides that Mario needs an image makeover in an attempt to make him hip again.

Nikose Tyris 11-14-2006 09:37 AM

"Yet another P.O.S. industries and Madhatter collab."

greed 11-14-2006 09:53 AM

If Mario's this dark and twisted, Metroid would scare Alex DeLarge shitless.

Khael! 11-14-2006 09:54 AM

"...It really was the little mushrooms that made it all so happy."

Squishy Cheeks 11-14-2006 11:49 AM

Concept art from American McGee's Mario. If you think this is dark, You should see Koopa.

Major Blood 11-14-2006 12:07 PM

Cover art for Frank Miller's new hit, Mario: Sin City.

Akamaz 11-14-2006 01:17 PM

GTA5 Mushroom Kingdom

Death by Stabbing 11-14-2006 01:19 PM

Start the cheesy Porno music!

Myst 11-14-2006 08:38 PM

Why's Mario so gloomy? Look at how tiny his feet are!

OctoberRaven 11-15-2006 12:55 AM

The cover art for the next JK Rowling Book: Harry Potter and the Obese Plumber

Flarecobra 11-15-2006 01:18 AM

Khael's got it. And I can see Maj. Blood's caption becoming a reality. :P

Khael! 11-15-2006 12:29 PM

Oh, HOT! But I'm reading this at school so I dunno if I can find a picture on these crappy censored intarwebs. Le'see what I can dig up...
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k2..._Me/tarzan.jpg
Shibby!

Flarecobra 11-16-2006 01:04 AM

The real reason Jane stays with Tarzan in the Jungle.

OctoberRaven 11-16-2006 01:20 AM

Proof that Jane wears the loincloth in that relationship.

Squishy Cheeks 11-16-2006 02:19 AM

The real Reason George of the Jungle keeps running into trees.

Major Blood 11-16-2006 02:33 AM

Well, it looks like they BOTH pulled a boner...

Marn of Mayhem 11-16-2006 08:38 AM

I told you not to grab that snake, Jane!

Akamaz 11-16-2006 11:09 AM

the REAL reason tarzan had that yodeling Yell

Stomphoof 11-16-2006 11:20 AM

"DEAR GOD WOMAN THAT IS NOT A VINE!!!!"

Death by Stabbing 11-16-2006 09:37 PM

Yoink!

...

Oh God did I just say that?

Khael! 11-16-2006 11:24 PM

Stomphoof - flawless victory!

OctoberRaven and Death by Stabbing get happy bonus points!

Stomphoof 11-17-2006 01:49 PM

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Holy Crap I win? SWEET

Here we go! :D I hope this one is odd enough :P

Its not very big though...... Well hope its okay! Lets do this.

greed 11-17-2006 02:08 PM

Super Austrian Happy Fun Steroid Time Is GO!!!!!

TheSpacePope 11-17-2006 02:09 PM

Museum of the future.
And this man went on to be the govenor of california. Twice.
*laughter*

Azisien 11-17-2006 03:02 PM

Mr. Schwarzenegger's career took an interesting turn after Eraser.

Fifthfiend 11-17-2006 03:06 PM

Toma Pop! Buy it today

or Arnold Schwarzenegger will tear out your fuckin' throat!

Flarecobra 11-17-2006 03:27 PM

Heeey Booooyyyy...

Squishy Cheeks 11-17-2006 03:46 PM

When you need a real boost of energy, nothing is better than EXTREMETH®. It's energy... TO THE EXTREME!!!

warningExtremethdoescontainmethamphetinesandnicoti ne.Itisillegalinmoststates.themakersarenotresponsi bleforanyinjuriesyousustainwhileusingtheirproduct.

Get energized... TO THE EXTREME!!!

Moogle0119 11-17-2006 04:56 PM

Announcer: Try new Ultra-Mars Hyper Energy Drink Z! Very good it will make you fun!
Arnold: GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

Gascmark de Leone 11-17-2006 05:20 PM

Ritalin and beer: apparently not a good combination.

OctoberRaven 11-17-2006 09:05 PM

"Hahw dahs Ahnald keep his mahnly feegure ahfter ahl these yeers? AHNOLD USE STEROID SCHNAPPS! DEY PUMP *CLAP* YOU AHP!"

Piccollende 11-19-2006 02:10 AM

"And what's the deal with Minibar drinks? I mean is anyone actually getting drunk with these things?" *pause for seinfield related uncomfortable pity laugh*

Flarecobra 11-19-2006 10:53 AM

Well, if he doesn't post anything by noon local time (It's 7:36 AM right now) I'm declearing this round void, and post the next one.

Stomphoof 11-19-2006 12:19 PM

Moogle0119 is da Winner, with SpacePope runner up :D

Flarecobra 11-19-2006 12:53 PM

Spacepope's banned for two weeks, just so you know.

POS Industries 11-19-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra
Spacepope's banned for two weeks, just so you know.

Doesn't make him any less funny.

Flarecobra 11-19-2006 01:04 PM

Nope, but as he's banned he can't follow-though on what he has to do if he has to post a pic.

Moogle0119 11-20-2006 11:13 AM

I'm at work right now, I'll be able to post a picture when I get home though (roughly around 7pm eastern time)

Edit: Ok here you go, get started!

http://www.csee.umbc.edu/~mariedj/br...y/forklift.jpg

Sir Pinkleton 11-20-2006 07:38 PM

Damnit Earl, I meant drop the bomb on the dance floor!

Death by Stabbing 11-20-2006 09:00 PM

Well I hope that India enjoys their bombs as much as we enjoy our mangos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgukFLIzOCw

Obviously their forklift operator left to get have a mango. They must really be good!

OctoberRaven 11-20-2006 09:04 PM

The origin story for Marvel's newest superhero, The Drunken Forklift Driver.

Azisien 11-20-2006 09:12 PM

Sweet Lord man, do you have ANY idea how expensive that forklift was? This is coming out of your paycheck.

Major Blood 11-20-2006 11:01 PM

Look, just because you're the president dosen't mean you should be driving the forklift...

Fenris 11-20-2006 11:13 PM

This is the story of the Noble forklift who captured a stray WMD headed for Disneyworld.

Flarecobra 11-21-2006 12:36 AM

Why you shouldn't play "Bring Your Own Bombs" at work.

Demetrius 11-21-2006 12:40 AM

In retrospect trying to jump the loading dock was a bad decision.

Marn of Mayhem 11-21-2006 12:46 AM

The much-anticipated sequel to the block-buster box-office hit, Snakes on a plane, enter:

Bombs on a forklift

POS Industries 11-21-2006 12:53 AM

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

gurusloth 11-21-2006 02:50 AM

Forklift - $23,750
Missile - $1.4 million
Picking the worst possible day to ignore the warning about operating heavy machinery on your prescription medication - priceless.

Stomphoof 11-21-2006 10:16 AM

"Wait...I was supposed to back up the RAMP? Your talkin CRAZY TALK SON!"

Akamaz 11-21-2006 12:38 PM

and that was the last anyone saw of Toonces the cat who could drive.

Satan's Onion 11-22-2006 12:38 AM

...No, I'm not helping you move that thing. You know fireworks are illegal in this county! I mean, something like that could blow your fingers off.

Squishy Cheeks 11-22-2006 08:30 AM

DAMNIT JIM!!! That's how Nuclear wars get started.

Moogle0119 11-22-2006 10:39 AM

All very good captions everyone however....

Major Blood is the winner. Honorable mentions go to both OctoberRaven and Akamaz.

Flarecobra 11-23-2006 08:15 PM

It's now open to OR and Akamaz.


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