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"Push me daddy, push me!"-Suit Guy
"...........I told you that was a prison thing Dan... Oh alright"- Bald Guy "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" |
Bald guy- "I've seen wackos on the construction site, but this is just too much. "
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Bald guy: "If only I could stay so erect... *hangs head in shame*"
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Bald Guy - "Climbing the corporate ladder must be killer"
Suit guy - "Damn Straight!" |
Suit: One....two.....three....
Bald: Getting ready for that strongman competition? Suit: Yep. Three-time defending champion. |
"WHOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!! Now I got some swingin' room!!" Rocko's Modern Life eff-tee-doubleyou!!
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Bald guy: "If only I could afford a Rolex like that.":(
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Well, that's one way to build upper body strength.
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Bill's toilet seat phobia extends its tendrils into his daily commute.
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Bald guy: "Jesus!"
Suit: "No, bob from accounting." |
Suit: I farted so hard I damn near busted through the roof, good thing I held on to these though!
Bald guy: Man that stinks I mean Jesus fucking Crist! |
Bald Guy:...the HELL?!
Guy in Suit: Just trying to conserve space in case somebody sexy needs a place to sit...heh heh. |
Yer limber, and you got a purdy mouth.
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Ok...he hasn't declared a winner, and it's been more then 48 hours, so this one's nullified.
Expect a pic from me or fifth soon. Or now! |
In retrospect, we probably should've named the boat after something else.
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Well that went better than expected.
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This is why Im not allowed to sing falsetto anymore.
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Ok building a knight rider boat, cool idea.
Giving it a less annoying personality, clever. Giving it the personality of Gary Busey, BAD, BAD, BAD!!! |
I notice it says "Temporary Insanity II" on the side...I hope the first one's death was something less painful than the boat equivilent of having your balls rammed into a wooden pole...Also I hope the 3rd time's the charm...
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Ermm you're supposed to drive around the poles! It's called a Slalom for a reason, duchebag!
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"I told you I could drive this thing drunk!"
"Yeah, but how are you going to drive it home?" "....More drinking!" |
"D-3"
"Hit." |
Still fairing better than the "suicidal daring"
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Good thing they tethered it to the pole, otherwise it might have floated away!
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And this is why Mental Patients aren't allowed to have boats.
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Shouldn't the boating authorities have been suspicious when they named their boat "Temporary Insanity"? For the second time?
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DBS won....And given the way the boat looked, I can SO see that..
Runner-up is POS. |
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And that, kids, is what happens when you drink the suspicious-tasting punch at the costume party. (I'd be wary of accepting that sandwich, too, come to think.)
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Though Candace has just awakened to a strange, plastic-faced king bearing a cholesterol-seeping breakfast sandwich, she is mostly dismayed at the fact that she slept all through the night with her glasses on.
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King: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?!
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Goldilocks didn't inheret her mother's hair, but did inheret her mother's habit of waking up in other people's beds.
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This is what happens when you shoot heroin kids.
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The Burger King's version of an after-sex-cigarette, along with the typical female reaction.
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Girl: "While exceedingly creepy, at least it wasn't a tentacle monster this time."
King: "Giggidy Giggidy" |
Minutes later, B_real_shadows was taken into police custody for trespassing, invasion of privacy, and for offering delicious breakfast sandwiches.
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This is the end
Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes...again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand In a...desperate land Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the King's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you taken' us The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door...and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother...I want to...fuck you C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock On a blue bus Doin' a blue rock C'mon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end |
"Enjoy the tender meaty center!!"
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First of all, Greed, WTF?!?
Second, quote: Hail to the king, baby. |
The End by The Doors, just popped into my head when I saw the picture. The king being primal evil and all.
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King: Do do do, gonna eat some breakfast...yeah breakfast, gonna eat it- GAH!! Again! Ok, for the last time this is my house, not yours, if I find you in here again I swear I'll... Well let's just say it won't be as nice as my face.
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Guh.... I dunno..... OctoberRaven wins? Maybe give Flare the runner-up? Yeah, that's a good bullshit resolution. It's too bad grthwllms didn't post any of the captions he just made in chat, because he would've won five times over.
I mean, seriously, not even a "Sneak King" joke? It's right there! And Greed! Man, if you'd just cut out everything but the "The killer awoke before dawn" verse and, well, I dunno if you'd have won, but at least it would've had something to do with anything. So yeah, man, I need a drink.... |
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Time to hit the Pawn Shop...[/moderndayThief]
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He was later dismayed that Moneygram didnt' take stock in "that metal from mah front yawn, bro."
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You want to build a car, phil!?! Where are you going to get a chasis? Chasis don't just fall out of the sky you know.
*wham* ... Beautiful women just don't fall out of the sky you know. |
And that was the end of Daves towing service.... "As green as you wanna be"
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"Gentlemen...BEHOLD! MY CAR BIKE!"
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And he wonders why his chop shop got busted about eight and a half minutes later....
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Mike didn't know it yet, but we're about to pimp his ri-... WHAT THE F*@K IS THAT THING!? Listen, man, that sh!+ is just too far gone...forget it.
I quit this mutha-f*@kin' show. |
BIG SUPER LUCKY WINNER: Grw... the guy with the FMA avatar.
LUCKY RUNNER UP WINNERS: Squishy and POS |
Why does no-one remember my name?! Oh well have at it!
http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/2...gtoworkud2.jpg |
After the death of his wife, assumed death of his children, and the destruction of the Jedi, Darth Vader moved to Moscow and bought a black Vespa, So he could find himself.
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Vader: This is what happens when you anger the Emperor, he took away my command of Star Fleet. You haven't even seen what he did to my lightsaber...
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Having traded in the TIE for a shiny new ride, Vader was all set for becoming the most badass Sith biker in all the world!
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I find your lack of faith in my street cred disturbing.
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Still not as wild as Ghost Rider's Motorcycle on a Motorcycle.
Quote:
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Having recently lost his ass in a lightsaber battle, Darth Vader opted for the sleek and stylish Vespa implant.
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"My... My cape's tangled up in the back wheel......"
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When you can choke people with your mind, you don't need a big bike to feel badass.
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Grand Theft Auto: Cloud City
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What? You were expecting a Swoop?
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SWEET. LADIES, THE STRIPPER IS HERE!
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The real VespAvenger.
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Anger lead to fear, fear leads to hate, hate leads to road rage.
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Since Darth Vader force choked the guy I was going to pick, I guess Greed is the winner.
Pos and Flare are the runners up. |
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PS3: Now with its own built-in cock joke!
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Through years of engineering i have finally been able to combine my two favourite things: Video Games and my George Foreman Grill
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PS3 - turns every gaming session into a non-stop sausage fest!
(Oh man first they rip off the motion-sensitivity, now they're after the Wii's monopoly on awful cock-jokes? Those Sony bastards will stop at nothing!) |
Behold the future of gaming: By 2015, the most popular video game will be Virtual Bratwurst Eating Contest- Oktoberfest Edition
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Wow how amazing! Not only is it the most powerful gaming console in history, but now it also cooks dinner while you play, for all those 24 hour gaming sessions! Does the power of the PS3 know no limits?
(Ha, I thought we needed some pro-PS3 comments, before the inevitable snowstorm of badmouthed comments becomes too widespread.) |
When Sony got word of the Nintnedo Wii's apparent success, they changed some things.
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Now you know why over half of all gamers are girls.
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Sorry for the lateness.
POS Wins. Runnerups are fifth and Squishy. |
Self-aware humor eff-tee-doubleyou!
Also, here's a pic of a dude looking in an elephant's mouth. I hate myself and wish to die. Yay! http://www.nyc-architecture.com/CHE/...d.standard.jpg |
Hmmm....looks like a little overbite, but those wisdom teeth'll have to come out....We'll make an appointment for a week from next Tuesday....
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Ace Ventura's honeymoon.
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Beware of man eating elephants.
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