"Okay, okay, I'm gonna go ask her out...how's my breath?"

"When I look at you, I see myself, but only more accurately."

It's a one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater. (You can't see because of the coloring but it's purple...trust me...)

Ted! can you hear me? Dont worry, we'll get you outta there soon.

"Crikey! What we have here is a very rare Austrailian elephant. Now this one hasn't been eatin' much, so we're gonna check for a sore throat here... oh look at the size of these teeth here!"

"If getting eaten by an elephant is wrong then I don't want to be right."

Whoa! That guy has definitely had one beer too many!

Wow, sorry I didn't get back to this sooner, but I feel that being unconscious is much more important. That said, I'm giving Akamaz the win and handofpwn the runner up. Cheers!

huzzah!

here ya go!
http://www.pixiepicturesproject.co.u...be2c7b4bd7.jpg

We all knew little Johnny was gay, ever since that day he got blessed by the FABULOUS Faerie.

Attending an Otaku convention: $10
Parking: $8
Lunch: $12
Having your son push your head so you're staring into a male fairy's crotch: Priceless

Johnny, show us on the doll where the fariy man touched you.

Micheal Jackson just keeps getting creepier and creepier.

Jimmy! Look out for her wand! It has strange and disturbing powers.

"Fairy: I am the fabulous fairy and I will grant you one wish, what is it you want child?"
"Kid: Equal rights for everyone regardless of their choices?"
"Fairy: sorry kid, but Bush says that equality is a no-no!"

Fairy: Hello, how would you like some magical fairy powder in your hair?
Kid: No! I just had it cut and styled!

*breath in*

.......

I got nothin'.

(this has been a clerks 2 kevin smith referance!)

Hey Baby, look'n for a date?

...and that little boy grew up to post on an internet forum under the name "POS Industries".

When he met the fetish marketing prostitute named Kooloo Limpah, It was at that moment that the younger Tingle knew exactly what he wanted to be when he grew up.....

DBS For the Win,

Honorable Mention Squishy Cheeks

My collection of funny pictures is running dry...time to go harvasting

I hope I haven't used this one yet

Warn me if I have!

"Mister president, why are you reading that book upside down?"
"...That's how we do things In America!"
"I'm not sure thats how you're supposed to read a bo-"
"TERRORIST!"

To kick off a bold social outreach program, President Bush allowed little dark skinned children to give him his daily reading lessons. Unfortunately, this put Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice out of a job.

This proves our President suffers from an extreme form of dyslexia. He doesn't see the word backwards, but upside-down

It would seem that Mr. Bush had the most to gain from the "No Child Left Behind" Act...

"Ha! It's not a challenge unless you read it upside down AND backwards!"

After finally learning to read, Bush realized a terrible serect: that Osama Bin Laden was the Grinch!

Next, georgie will be reading a book he picked up at the Dan Quayle Natshunal liberry : The Potatoe and Me By Sam Gamgee

"So wait, there was one fish, then two fish, then a blue fish, and....dude, that blew my mind..."

President Bush: So, son, how did you like the book?
Kid: Well, mine was fine, but I think the printing people messed up yours!
PB: Nonsense, what makes you say that?
Kid: Mine says, 'The Cat in the Hat', and has a picture of a cat with a hat, and...
PB: And what?
Kid: Well, yours says 'Taw het nih tack het', and has a picture of an ALIEN!!!

Khael Almighty...I guess you get the win for an 8 bit reference...

POS, grthwllms, Lady Cygnet for honoring mentions

Student: wtf rly?
Einstein: Yarly
Student: No wai!

Einstien shows the theory of ORLY in relation to Energy!

Einstein proving once and for all, with math, that you should not wear white after labor day.

"Goddamnit Owly, it better work this time."

With the discovery of this mathematical principle the United States created the ORLY bomb, The greatest weapon humanity has ever pwned with.

here we find a very rare picture: Einstien proving once and for all, that english was his second language

Here we see Albert Einstein in the moment of realization, as he is suddenly struck by an idea. This, my friends, is the birthplace of his most famous discovery: the Theory of RLYtivity.

Shortly after, E=O RLY was later proven by the M=YA RLY equation.

Einstein's first english equasion didn't come out the way he wanted to....so he spent the rest of his time trying to figure out Unified Field Theory...it didn't go so well...but we still love him.

Thank you Albert for making Math complicated for those who major in it while those of us who major and minor in English do not suffer from your mighty and complex algorithems and equasions.

And so, Einstein proved that he is, and will forever be, the man now, dawg.

Stephen Hawking: NO WAI!!!

This is why Einstein left Europe, of course: in order that his theories could not be used to harness the power of Internet jokes for the Third Reich.

Einstein: HOLY SHNIKIES!!! I discovered that I can do 1337sp33k!!!
Kid: OMFG ROFLMAO!!!
Einstein: ... Shaddup.

Extra special and totally ripping off Preturbed!

You have 24 hours Forum!


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No taking Franklin Roosevelt to the top of this hill..damn...

It would appear that Charles Xavier had several more weaknesses than people originally thought.
Quit putting up pics that require me to reference YTMND, dammit!

WIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

Welcome to the day 5 of the Extreme Handicapable Olympics.

WARNING: SUICIDE SLOPE, AHEAD.

Street Signs Class, day 5:
Yield to handicapped pedestrians who have lost their will to live and choose to die by zooming down a walkway and impaling themselves on a alligator's teeth.

This marks the Tiny Tim memorial, where he rolled to his doom at the teeth of hungry gators below, and the peasants rejoiced.

Aaron Fotheringham is training to be the next Crocodile Hunter

"And that, my friends, is why Pitfall Harry is no longer with us. May he rest in peace."

Retarded Billy: DuuaAAhuh.
Nurse who is sick of the kid: What's that, little Billy? Let go? Okay!

Warning: Crocodile Pit below. Check all wheelchairs at the door.
EXCEPT, THERE IS NO DOOR! HAH!

It's a little-known fact that most Parks and Recreation warning signs are put up in hopes that somebody takes the suggestion.

DBS wins!

I have no idea what you're talking about POS!.

Welcome back my friends...to the show that never ends!
Bonus points for naming the song that's from*

This picture is from a Boston Red Sox baseball game

go nuts people

*bonus points aren't real...like monopoly money
Edit: sorry I couldn't make it bigger...

Some pitchers will do anything to improve performance, and to make their pitches less predictable, like bathe in Rogaine.

The Kashyyyk Wookies defend their newly claimed title in what may prove to be the most dramatic game of baseball since 2008 when the Red Sox saved the world.

Everyone wants to get their hands on Chewbacca's wookie card.

-=The song is Emerson Lake and Palmer... erm... Jerusalem? EDIT: No! Karn Evil 9!=-

There was something odd about the new guy.
The coach couldn't quite put his finger on what, though...

Brockian Ultra Baseball? Where you throw hard balls at people's genitals and then run away? ...Sure, sounds like fun. What do you want me to do? I have been on such a huge h2g2 kick these days. Been--er, totally not downloading and listening to the radio shows...

Guy 1: Hey, isn't that the Yeti?
Guy 2: Nah, he's next week.
Guy 3: And don't forget the Boggy Creek Monster playing shortstop!

"He always strikes out, you know"

"Why?"

"Because he throws so hard if the bat hits it the splinters kill the batter"

The pitching's pretty impressive, but the real wowser in Wookie Leage Baseball is what they use as a bat.

We'd like to present this years American Baseball League's Wookie of the Year trophy to....

FYI

You can always just go to http://www.imageshack.us, upload the picture, and then hotlink from there.

(coach speaking to the baseball commissioner): Look, i told you already, he's just naturally hairy, he hasn't been taking any performance enhancing drugs! I Swear!

Sure, everyone knew what wookiees used the arms that they rip off of people for, but no one knew about other parts that they had ripped off were used for until one day Picky McPhotographer shot this rare footage....

May he rest in pieces.

"Now remember, let the Wookie win.";)

Official 1: Why is Chewbacca throwing the first pitch?
Official 2: It was either that or letting him sing "The Star-Spangled Banner."

Oh, and just to be an anal-retentive music nerd, the line from your song comes specifically from "Karn Evil 9: 1st Impression, Part 2" by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.