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Honoring Mentions to: Squishy Cheeks, grthwllms, MM, fifth, Hawk, ILSchucks, oh hell everyone's made me smile a little...
But Preterbed is the winner for his pun the song was by Grand Funk Railroad by the way |
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To infinity, and BEYOND!
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The new ET ride was more realistic than people first thought...
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FIRE ONE!
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They shouldn't have let NASA design this part of the theme park.
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Why roller coasters aren't allowed to take Viagra.
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"Are you sure we're going the right way? Let me see that map..."
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Boldly going where no coaster has gone before.
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...goddammit, this is the last time I let you drive.
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"Mommy, I'm scared!"
"Don't worry honey. It's perfectly safe." |
Photoshop.. abusing your childhood memories, one pic at a time
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Rider1: Oh, shi-
KA-RUUUUUNNNCH!!!! Rider2: LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!!!! |
"Roller coaster in flight, afternoon delight."
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After the flying reindeer went on strike, Santa had to get his innovative "sleigh train" airborne somehow.
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DBS wins for the song reference. Cygnet is runner up, cause its almost Christmas.
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Welp, it's 24 hours later, and no DBS, soooo...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ping120806.jpg Enjoy! ^^ |
The Blue Knight, The Black Knight's younger sibling, goes shopping.
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'mwhahahaha....my disguise into a women with shopping bags is a sucess! no one will know i was originally a knight in blue armour...'
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Sir Goferalot, a lesser known Knight of the Round Table.
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Annie found that it was easier to get through the mall crowds during the holidays when she wore partial armor.
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And now, for the last Wii - lance on horseback, to the death!
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Seen here, the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of the legendary "Man in The Iron Mask".
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THE OLD NAVY KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!!!
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King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you good sir knight. But I must pass!
Blue Knight: None shall pass...without tremendous savings! Arthur: Then stand aside!...er wait what? |
I thought I got all the pictures of my little sister off the internet!
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Hmm, I wonder if anyone will notice I'm an immigrant?
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And 24 hours later, the winner is: OctoberRaven.
Honorable mentions to Jeneralissimo, Squishy Cheeks, DBS, FlareCobra, and...heck, everyone, since pretty much all of them made me laugh. |
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"...and this little piggy went 'weee weee wee!' all the way to the bank!"
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The police suspect that the bank robbers are four pigs. They are currently at large, as well as, armed and dangerous. The police ask the public to take caution of these four characters and to phone in any information regarding them.
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Uhhh Fred? Yeah, you might have taken it a bit to literally when i said to "go rob a bank".
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I need to lay off the LSD.
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After many stalemates with the big bad wolf, the pigs decided to withdraw a fourth member from their savings account. The wolf is now screwed.
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SUPER HAPPY LUCKY WINNER: Bananaramamam... etc
ALSO LUCKY RUNNER UP: The rest of you, but Cheeks in specifics. |
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The Ghost of Dr. J possessed a statue of Doctor Sigmund Freud one day. The doc still has game.
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Sometimes a three-pointer is just a three-pointer.
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"He's heating up."
swish "He's on Fire!" "BOOM-SHAKALAKA" |
Nothin' but net!
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Man, I had no idea that frikin Frued could ball..
Yea..you should see Jung, that mofo has a crazy jump shot. |
"Dat's right, Duetchland in die HAUS!"
"Wait, I thought you were from Austria" "...Basketballs aren't ze only thing I can shoot, beeyotch" |
Well, his jumpshot's not much, he's terrible from the three-point line, his free throw percentage is absurdly low, and the closer he gets to the basket the likelier he is to get thrown around like a big, goateed rag doll; but we keep ol' Siggy on the team anyway, 'cos with a few innocent questions about his opponent's childhood he can cripple the defense with feelings of guilt, confusion, and sexual inadequacy.
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And thus Freud U Mothers won the game against the Jung College Cocks, precipitating the most disturbing post game taunts this world has ever seen.
Not Caption, where did that comic starring Freud as a super solider fighting terrorist with psychoanalysis and violence that was posted a while back come from. |
This statue is a homage to Freud for his explanation of the deeper sexual meaning behind basketball and the male desire to put their balls in the net.
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Da Pope won this one. Da Cheeks is the runner up.
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I won!
Picture later...as in NOW http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...glow/97982.jpg OMFGKYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUTTTTTEEEEOMFGWTFBBQ!!!111 not aplicable caption |
Police have received reports of another victim of the fabled cat sniper. Police suspect the sniper to look like this.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2...sniper-cat.jpg |
Another tragic victim of the internet, with it's abundance of free porn, cat populations are in sharp decline.
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It wasn't hard to figure out where the roast turkey had gone...the missing rum, however, was another story...
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"How long are people going to make up stupid lines, when all I want them to do is rub my belly!"
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"So... full... so... happy..."
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Every time you masterbait god kills a kitten, Everytime you have sex god revives a kitten.........ew.
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you're not teh one whoz drunk.....You're da one who'z sober....
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And thus ended the life of Kitty Kong.
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[Note: The Nuklear Power Forums member who posts under this account name is unable to make a post in this thread due to an acute attack of "complete adorableness poisoning", and is now recovering in bed and making baby talk about "the most sweeterest kittens that ever dere was, yes it is, yes it is". We apologise for the inconvenience.]
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kuebler elf wins
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Can a caption have another picture in it? Some might call that a disqualification. It's still a good response, but it might have to be thrown out due to that technicality.
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Oh well, so who wins then?
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Why are there strict rules in a thread about funnies? >> << >>
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Also, strict, overbearing martial law is always comedy. Seriously, all those millions of people Stalin had banished to Siberia?
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It's Space Pope who'd have to declare the new winner. Or if you want, I can call this round void and post a new picture.
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i agree with flare, although I am flattered.
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"Can't get enough of stabbing Commies? Reminisce the fun times all over again! (Vietnamese Unicorn sold separately)"
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From the makers of Apopcolypse Pony, Cold War Unicorns! Propaganda for all your 3-6 year old girls! Let them grow into women who drag prisoners around in collars!
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What's more impressive is the selective breeding required to give life to unicorns bearing those exact color patterns in their furs.
The horns, however, are just paper mache, some finger paint, and a healthy amount of superglue. |
The unicorn community finally succeeded in shaking their reputation as "peace-loving, hippie sissies."
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So THAT'S why they never showed up on Noah's Ark.
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He: So what do you think, darling? I think our daughter would love these for her birthday! Y'know, I heard Donald Rumsfeld actually designed these himself...
She: I am not letting you buy our child anything from the toy department of the Army surplus store. |
First there was Red Dawn, then Rocky IV, even My Little Pony, got caught up in the cold war fever of the 1980's.
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You guys should see the Russian version, Capatalist the pig and Mother Russia the lion.
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