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Captain No-Vowels would have win if he'd described Mother Russia as the mighty bear, Squishy would have won if he hadn't reminded me of Red Dawn, which is a blight on all humanity, and Lady Cygnet takes the prize, because come on, nobody wants to be taken for a dirty fucking hippie.
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Yay, I won! (Sure, it's not the lottery, but I'll take what I can get.)
And since we've already had cleavage in one thread... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...mas2006079.jpg |
"Wow! Now that's what I call a cure for what ail's ya!"
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"C'mon, just plant your face in it."
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"It seems silly, but I don't mind putting up with the tissue box to get my germ-phobic boyfriend interested. It's having to Scotchgard 'down there' every day that's getting me peeved."
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When Suzy has a cold, and her outfit has no pockets, there aren't a whole lot of options left.
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Husband: What!?! We got to keep your lame kitty toilet paper dispenser, what can't we keep my Pam Anderson Kleenex holder?
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It just makes you want to reach in and grab a handful....
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And people say I'm kinky... this guy uses his wife as a tissue dispenser.
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i got nuthin... the pic is funny enought that it doesn't need a caption
EDIT: ok, i'll put in a caption [jenna jamison] and it's so handy for cleaning up after a shoot![/jj] |
So why did you post then if you weren't going to put up a caption?
"Ok, I know I'm kinky, but this is just something else." |
"Compare and contras”
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Becca tried stuffing her bra with Kleenex, but she thought the box poked too much. Anyway, I'm giving this one to Moogle0119, because I love double entendre. Second place goes to gurusloth, because he has no idea how right he is. |
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Anyway, it's been 24 hours, so I'm posting my pic. |
Like the taste of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese but would prefer a more health-conscious alternative? Presenting new Kraft Peas n' Cheese! Good for you and full of green pea-ness!
... Wait, that's terrible. I'm leaving! |
In an interview with the girlfriend of the man pictured:
"Sure, he looks like Howdy Doody's understudy, and he eats foods that some pregnant women would consider extremely weird, and he cleans his house so seldom that we're often obliged to eat dinners together out of things like measuring cups; but in his defense, he... ...um, he... Fuck, why do I put up with this goober?" |
Jimmy's cheez whiz martini wasn't much of a success with the ladies of his dorm. (yes that is spelled correctly.)
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*Singing like a kid with Down Syndrome* Cheese, cheese, I love cheese!
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Jack is a recent graduate of Deadite U. His education has taught him to be a kinder, more caring zombie. Still, nothing tastes quite the same as brain meats. Except...
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A few minutes before the picture..
"OK Mom, I know that cheese is fattening and that I need to eat more vegetables. Yes, of course, they'll make me big and strong, I know.. Fine! I'll eat some vegetables right now. FUCKING DAMN IT!" |
"If this doesn't give me super powers NOTHING will."
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"...Maybe THIS will give me my fix..."
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Cheese and peas are just for me.
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"They called me a wuss for not liking salsa and cheese with my tortilla chips, but I'll show 'em! By golly, I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!"
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I'm actually the guy who dared him to drink that.
No seriously, we went to high school together. After he finished, he puked eleven times. He got accepted at Yale and in his second semester he got expelled for driving drunk and then robbing the campus art gallery. After that we never really heard from him again. |
Winner = grthwllms, because it made me ponder what sort of powers might be granted by peas 'n' cheez.
Runner-up = xravi, because it reminded me of Dr. Seuss. |
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Yay for victory!
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I claim this hill in the name of...
Oh, shit...! |
*waves hand* This is not the flag carrier you are looking for.
THIS IS NOT THE FLAG CARRIER WE ARE LOOKING FOR. Move along. MOVE ALONG. |
Uhmm, wait! This isn't blue, it's... very blueish purple!
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Oh, well, looks like you got me this time and--HOLY CRAP!! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!
... Yeah, you're not gonna look, are you? Dammit. |
Red Leader: We've got you surrounded! Surrender! Drop the Flag and place your hands on your head and no harm will come to you!
Blue: ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!! THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS! |
If i duck and time it just right, then they'll all shoot eachother. Then i only have a tank, a Banshee and a heavily armed warthog to deal with.
I'm so screwed |
Um...Hey! Look at what I found, and was just now going to return to your base! I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'mgonnadie!
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Fortunately for MacGuyver, he still had a paperclip, a stick of bubblegum, and a 9 volt battery tucked up his left sleeve...
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Hawk with battling and whatnot wins this round.
Squishy gets an honorable mention and totally would've won if it had mentioned the flag as holy. My quote for this pic: Reds:"You're dead!" Blue:"Pfft, I can take ya." |
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Oh my god I actually won one!!!:eek: About bloody time too!
But what pic to use..... Aha!: |
After endlessly winning Oreo stacking contests, Jeff wanted a true challenge.
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Manuel didn't want to hear about problems. He was a solutions man!
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Coming Soon to Xbox 360: Tetris Extreme!!! Now with hyper-realistic graphics and a new techno/industrial soundtrack.
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"The WCB* is going to have our asses!"
*WCB= Workman's Compensation Board |
Mr. President, you've already dropped a bomb....are you sure you can handle this?
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Also, "Jim would do whatever it took to get his own beer factory working." |
Do you love forklift-on-forklift action? Then click this link here to check out some hot-n-heavy metal-on-metal screwing. Must be 18 years or older to enter.
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"Hm...'he's climbing the forklifts to Heaven'...Damned if I couldn't build a hit song around that phrase..."
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Man work's been so much more fun since we made that mindflayer on the assembly line our union rep.
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Squishy Cheeks wins, because that's the LAST thing I'de want to play on any next-gen console! *Shudder*
Flare is the runner up. |
Crap! I thought Friendly black mage was the one running this and had already chosen Flare as the winner....
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I won? sweet. BEHOLD
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/1...ussia01fb9.jpg edit: *sigh* let's try that again. |
Family Double Dare: Ghetto Edition!
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You could start in the pit of ancient refuse. Slide down the chute to the garbage bin and locate the three recyclable relics. Place them into the blue bin and you may open a path to the Shrine of the Tarnished Silver Monkey...
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Parents can now choose to educate their children on the harsh realities of drug abuse with this new 'heroin junkie simulator'.
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Behold! The city's ingenious plan to remove the ghetto population.
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Unfortunately, City police have no leads in the dissapearance of forty two children from a local playground
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Where did you think playground sand comes from? In the new approach, they just cut out the middle man.
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In his later years Saw's growing apathy began to show in his traps. He's actually off camera yelling "free cupcakes on the slide".
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"pick ups at 3 5 7 and 9 pm, escapees will be dealt with swiftly, there are complementary lead wieghts and locks inside the receptacle. children under 18 may be accompanied by a parent. all idiots welcome"
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On the plus side, at least we saved alot of money on Geico car insurance.
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Dumpster Diving: Extreme.
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Because, really, nothing puts the sting of going down burning hot slide in the noonday sun than landing in a pile of broken glass and used kitty litter. After all, Toxoplasmosis is the new Chicken Pox!
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Winner is october.
King loser is Pos. that is all. |
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and the fashion world was never the same again....
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"Honey, remember how you said NOT to fix the chandaleir while you were at work?"
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It was easy to tell when Granny got plastered--instead of putting on a lampshade, she'd put on the whole chandelier!
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It helps me recieve messages from our robot overlords!
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Don't let MacGyver get a hold of this.
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Seen here, paleontologist Ida Mae Huffington displays her latest find, a fossilized sombrero skeleton.
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This headwear is stylish as well as functional: provided you have 18-nippled mutant cows to milk.
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"Go, go gadget chopper!"
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...This is a REALLY hard choice between the two...
SUPER HAPPY SHINING WINNER OF INSPECTOR GADGETU: RED FIGHTER LUCKY RUNNER UP: Flarecobra |
Damn to slow.
Oh well mine was gonna be. EXTREME MAKEOVER: Gorgon Edition |
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"Um...meow?"
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The Jones family didn't notice anything odd about Mr. Fluffer's behavior so they didn't suspect it of any evil machinations. But unbeknownst to the Jones family, Mr. Fluffer would be the main cause...of 9-11.
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Nermal gets his revenge on Garfield for all those times he tried to send him to Abu Dabi.
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"Death to the Ewoks!"
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