Next time, on This Old House... we visit the set of the movie Saw in an effort to reclaim this bathroom. The corpses have been cleared away... now to find out what's blocking the tub drain...

"Moooooom! Jake trashed my bathroom again!"

The bathroom at the headquarters of the Center for Disease Control

Gyah! I forgot about this!

Anyway, victory goes to Cebolla del Diablo, with Mago Negro Amistoso as the runner up.

.....English please POS.

Perhaps you left some points in "Understanding dialects" or something?

Thank you KA.

Well excuuuuuse me for trying to bring some education in here!

Speaking of ed-ju-ma-cation, here's a lesson outa history from a comedy geek:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8...coanutshn3.png

Have at thee.

Can I hear you now? Why, I couldn't hear you if you said "marzipan"! What's marzipan, you ask? Why, that's the secret word, and now the duck falls down!

After a few moments, his failure in 'use magic device' took effect, and the phone exploded, killing all three present and a puppy.

Ironically, the phone that all three were attempting to listen to was off the hook.

When the telephone was invented, even adults participated in the art of "Prank Calls".

Isn't President Bush in this one? (look back in the thread if you don't remember what I'm talking about)

Telephones did take some getting used to. After this picture was taken the three men involved tried to burn Alexander Graham Bell as a witch.

Yet another lesson in why bureaucracy gets in the way of getting things done: using the phone by committee = bad.

Man 1: Can you hear me?
Man 2: By jove yes!
Man 1: OH MY GOD, WE'VE INVENTED A NEW FORM OF COMMUNICATION!
Man #: ...ir it's because your standing right next to each other...

Bellsouth Tech Support: We're up to THIS now.

A new method of communication which allows people separated by miles to talk to each other?! BRILLIANT!

Who is this Eric Cartman?
And what on earth is a Wii?
[couldn't resist, and guess what i am posting this with my Wii. Am i the first?

"man1:My god..This thing works!"
"man2:You know what that means."
"man3:Of course...PARTY TIME!"
*and so the men partied until dawn. At which point the police arrived and beat them to death. 2 weeks later Alexander Grahm Bell would "Invent" the telephone.*
Edit: edited on my wii, just to get in on the crazy.

Wey-hey, that was a good batch of captions there! (Tho' more of you all need to go and see some Marx Brothers films =P .) I actually had to flip a coin in order to finally decide on Nikose as Teh Winnar for making me laugh aloud with the humorous juxtaposition of the Marxes and RPing. (Y'know, if someone found a way to combine those two in RP form, I'd totally get in on that.)

POS's is a close second for actually remembering who Groucho Marx is, and Squishy and grthwllms also both distinguished themselves well in this round.

So: on to the next picture!

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7681/phoenixag8.png

YAY I AM TEH WINNAR.

(EDIT: Also, I've been posting from my friend's Wii for a while on my own forum. :P It's not original, it's just hard if you don't have a keyboard to plug into the damn wii.)

Sadly, the experiment that merged Rogue and Gambit was not without it's issues: A leg was lost in the process, a near constant aura surrounded him/her, and pyromania were among the side effects.

Angered with her destitution, Anne found it best to burn the first thing she could find.

Sadly, she chose to burn a page from the lost Shakespeare play The Two Noble Kinsmen

Fire will make it all better.....yes it will.....Fire ALWAYS makes it better....

And so Sally burns her disability denial letter...

A minute later Amy's emo increased when her sleeve caught on fire.

"I'm not a pyromaniac, I just like the color red.........and buring things."

For the sake of all things holy cute and fluffy, I cannot comment on this photo.

Edit: I thought this was a girl cutting herself and burning the wound O_O.

Once the orders had finished burning, she called the submarine's doctor and told him that "something terrible" happened to the political officer.

Lord almighty, I feel my temperature rising. Higher, higher, its burning through to my soul.

Perhaps the most common symptom of trogdorphrenia is the insatiable desire to burninate things. Other signs that you may be experiencing clinical trogdorphrenia are an increased appreciation of speed metal music and a growing disdain for peasants.

"Well, the video game did say, 'If all else fails, use fire'; and who am I to gainsay what a video game told me to do?"

Wait... Roll it first, then light it? Aw hell....

I'm going to give this round to POS for making me laugh, runner up to Satan's onion and Squishy.

For reference, this is part of the TGC wallpaper, and is a poorly cut-out image of Phoenixflame.

Well, that explains the hotness.

http://blogs.ipswitch.com/archives/s...0invention.jpg

Here's your picture. Don't blow it!

What happens when butt-head gets sick.

"...maybe... I should have gotten a fresh roll, not one from the bathroom."

By putting a protein roll in the hat, you have a snack that travels with you!

I dunno about you, but this roll doesn't give me the clean feeling like you said it would....

Oh man you guys gotta smell this!

...

Hey where are you all going?

"A redneck's idea of portable Kleenexes"

The traditional political headgear of the japanese parliament.

Today on Discovery channel, the Two-Ply Cult of Taiwan...

So THAT explains all the asians hanging from trees in my front yard on mischief night.

For the woman or man who lacks enough cleavage to utilize the Kleenex(TM) WonderBra(TM), there is the Kleenex Cottonelle(TM) WonderHat!

Janice was not entirely surprised when, seconds after this photo was taken, she was tackled by a drunk homeless man with a foul case of mud butt.

Lady Cygnet wins because I'm a pervert.

OctoberRaven gets the runner-up because I feel like it.

It helps to know one's audience. ;)

Anyway, picture time!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ninjatrout.gif

(If it's not big enough, I'm sorry--this isn't my computer.)

"I see what you did there..."

I have no idea what that is...

Did I step in something?

Thus, The ninja fish may hide in any enviroment- even the trees.

It is a small creature of some sort, of land, air, or sea, dressed in black and carrying a shuriken. If no one knows what it is by the time this contest ends, I'll reveal what it is.

Japanese fighting fish tend to hunt their prey through... other... means.

"Holy shit! A Ninja!"

Unfortunately, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Crawfish never caught on...

Kekekekekekekekkeke.......

Did you hear that?

It was truely an akward day when all of Konohagakure learned Naruto was a furry.

there was massive amounts of crying today as thousands of children learned the truth about Hamtaro

This here's the fish that dun cut off my big toe!

Ok, if LC doesn't post by 8 PM Pacific, I'm deeming this one void, and post the next pic.

Sorry, I thought I posted it at 8pm CST yesterday. (I'm going to blame it on the amount of stress I'm under at the moment.)

Fenris would have won, but he's still grounded, so Nikose wins this round. Flarecobra is the runner up.

Hurray! Picture will be up really, really damn soon! =Dhttp://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8...31154a3xl9.png

Only YOU can prevent cheesy anime references!

Up in the Sky... It's a bird... It's a plane... It's Superlawyer. Faster than a speeding ambulance, more powerful than a class action lawsuit, Able to leap tall injunctions in a single bound

OBUJEKUSHON!

"DIE COSPLAYING SCUM!!"

Phoenix: Hmm...so where's the bathroom, Maya?

Maya: Oh, it's over THHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRE!

Phoenix: Where?

Maya: Over THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRE!

Phoenix: Oh, I see it's over THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREERERE!

Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life.

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos, the freshmaker!

Back off criminals! I've got a finger and you don't know where it's been!

"Hey, do you smell lemongrass?"

It was such a tie between Khael and Bob, cause they both made me laugh... Khael wins too often so I'm giving this round to Bob, and runner-up to Khael.

Sorry it took so long. Had to dig this one out of my photobucket archives.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...cenary/cat.jpg

"What photoshoppers create, then sell on eBay"