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The proud owner proceeded to rip off both heads, in the hope that four would grow back...
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Kitty Mitosis.
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Proof that kitties are going to take over the world, and enslave all humans, and putting them into glatortoial arenas to fight agenst dogs and wolves.
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Halo 3 will be bringing us the new, cuter, cuddlier version of The Flood.
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The new Final Fantasy XIV villain, Mewphiroth. It spends the first few turns looking so weak and helpless your party can't bring itself to attack; then it irretrievably kills your main female character with a single blow from its ball of yarn.
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Head 1: We're ready, master.
Head 2: I'm not ready! |
This one was a three-way tie, but the winner methinks goes to OctoberRaven with runner-ups Satan's Onion and DeviousToast.
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Pwnt.
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Damn planes and their peaking at the white wimmine naked perversons.
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What happens when you finish waxing your plane right when someone just finished building their deck.
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Damn you flying houses! DAMN YOU!!!!
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I TOLD you that we needed a longer runway!
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IM IN UR HOWSE. TAXIING UR HALLWAY!
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A scene from Aviator II: Howard Hughes in the Sixties.
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Yaaaaaaaay Daddy! I like when you fly me in your plane, Daddy! Let's go again!
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"It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!"
"Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" |
Why Canadians make SHITTY pilots.
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Sadly, the ACME "Airplane Wreaker" didn't quite hold up to expectations.
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Do a barrell roll!!
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SUPER SHINING LUCKY WINNER: POS Industries
ALSO LUCKY RUNNER UP: Schizowings for reminding me of the best bad game for the Nintendo 64. |
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anyway my caption, "dude you owe my five bucks" |
Dude, it's over.
And I'm Canadian. We SUCK at flying. |
Canadians haven't been good at flying since WWI. Then we had like Billy Bishop, and were really good in the british air force
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"...so then I raped her!"
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Then you just stick your finger in and move it around like this.
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"...Yeah, and don't even get me started on what I did to the step-mom."
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"Do you see that fucker taking a picture of us? have him killed."
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"Care to see what's under the napkin?"
"As a matter of fact, I don't you sick, sick man. Now get away from my table before I have the stewards throw you off the train." |
"Why don't you sit on uncle Joey's lap and see what comes out?"
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Guy on the Right: I'll bet you're wondering if I'm wearing any pants.
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"And then I beat him to death - with his own shoes."
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"What, you think I'm a clown, do I amuse you?"
"Well your name is Bozo and you work at the circus..." "Okay that's it buddy, when you wake up, you're going to get the Bearded Lady's head in your bed." |
M1:Hey, you heard about Bob?
M2:The guy that's always smiling? M1:Yeah. I heard his little man just shriveled up. M2:Wow...I wonder how that happoned.... *Evil laughter from both men* |
Do you remember when folks of certain skin colors weren't allowed on trains?
Pepperidge Farms remembers. |
"That's right son, there is lots of money to be made in professional pimping, but do you have what it takes to work a lime green mink coat, and a purple hat with a peacock feather? There's also the matter of your pimp hand, your weak and feable arms couldn't teach a hoe her place."
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"-And thats how I ended up on a sprite comics, fan forum!"
"Of course.." |
"...And then I nailed the bitch right there"
'You mean, right where I'm sitting?" "Yup." "Ewww..." |
I'm so rich I can hold an invisable glass of wine and throw it in disgust in your face! (high pitched rich person laughter)
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As the NPF's official Supreme Caption Contest Wininator for Life, I have decreed that PyrosNine shall be the next person to declare me the winner. It is also my will that Nikose be his first mate, who shall declare me winner in his stead, should the need arise.
This is my word, and my word is law! Who wants to make a bet that Flare doesn't get the joke? |
Nope. And it looks like Pyros won this one then, if I'm reading his post right. [/rulebitch]
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Can't we just declare it illegal for him to win anymore? [/scoreboard bitch]
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Works for me.
Double-check the rules all. |
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Is this a joke or are you serious? |
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It's probably the thinly veiled hatred of absolutely everything.
Though I suppose that doesn't particularly apply here. |
What is the score?
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What the spork? I won? I have intentionally made every post lame, just to make a post, without actually having any humorous pictures to put up. I didn't even bother to check this thread for like, a day.
Well damn. What are the odds. Is it too late for me to post a pic? POS, for making me win, I shall inflict upon you a picture of PURE horror. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...41060709_l.jpg Wait....this means I gotta pick a winner too? How troublesome.... |
"I'm a veritable cornucopia of mental disorders. But it's cool. I've got DDR on my back for when the skin gnomes show up, and this sword helps fight off the brain worms. I don't know what's in my pants...it's for the best that I don't look."
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"To the kitchen!!!"
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"I, Rathgar the awesome, claim this bathroom as my kingdom. I'm going to take the throne, do you mind giving me some privacy."
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Breaking News: King Steve is a DDR fan!
Film at 11 |
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States of America.
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Sir Notappearinginthisfilm didn't appear in Monty Python and the Holy Grail for a good reason...
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What that foxy Night Elf looks like in real life...
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proof that drinking and Everquest should never go together
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The dangers of mixing cold medications.
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Captian Scoliosis, AWAY!
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"You cannot defeat me, I am INVINCIBLE!!"
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dude, your tingle costume is lamer than a legless centipede
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Wow.... that's my cousin's bathroom...
I'm not in a captioning mood anymore... |
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Anywho, the winner is Squishy Cheeks, followed by Raiden (who totally has returned without my knowing). |
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Crouching Madea, Hidden Aphrodite.
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The very first bitch slap.
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Hera: Bitch! why did you have to sleep with my husband!
Chick: It wasn't Zeus! I swear! it was a Goose! |
REJECTED!!
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Pimpsmite.
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Next up in Battle of the Gods
Benella, goddess of handbags and small watches versus Hergul, God of Douchey hats. FIGHT! |
Big Brother: The Pantheon was an instant hit.
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The dangers of mixing cold medications.
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STOP!
It's Hammer Time! |
"Hey honey I'm sorry I was working late again"
"You lie you were with the goddess Venus again!" "Well....yeah...but I mean she's like the goddess of love and when you die you're probably going to become the goddess of bitchiness" *Slap* |
Greed has won, and mauve is runner up. That is all.
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Greed and Mauve had their going on 48 hours...
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Not quite. If I don't see anything by tomarrow morning, I'll put up the next picture. Unless some mod beats me to it.
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Sorry! I forgot I posted here so I never checked to see who won! Since greed hasn't picked a new one...
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