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I knew Jenga was intense, but to not see your own natural enemy right in front of you...I think I'll let him finish...
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Arr, at last, we settle our differences like civilized people... SHIVER ME TIMBERS, THAT'S AN ILLEGAL MOVE!!!
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**sigh** Do you think the world will ever understand our love, Greenbeard? Or is our relationship doomed to fall apart like this unstable tower of wooden gaming blocks?
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Photoshopped...
Never could this actually happen in real life. The only game that Pirates and Ninjas can play together is Clue But that's only because they made up rules making it legal to kill players who get the killer wrong. Also they love Battleship but won't play it together "Yarr, ye sunk me battleship" |
Jengajengajengajenga...JUTSU!
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"Yarr, best two out of three?"
Like a NINJA woudl ever lose... |
"Arrr, No fair matey, I'm not sober."
"You are never sober." |
It's my hot body, I'll do what I want!
Still not as philosophically engaging as the "Red Shirt vs. Stormtrooper" game.
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Aaaaaand... TIME!
Winner: Satan's Onion. Runner up: October Raven and Squishy Cheeks. |
Gah! I'm sorry, didn't even know I'd won until a few minutes before I have to get off. Anyway--picture within the time limit, I promise.
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Alright guys, the scoreboard was starting to get a little unwieldy, shall we say? I wasn't entirely sure if the scores were even accurate anymore, and what good is that? So I redid the board for 2007, starting with grthwllms declaring winners on 1/1/07.
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POS Industries 10 |
Keep in mind, this means squat to me. This is all her idea.
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Wait....how do I have 3? I've only won once.
I call shenanigans! |
I prefer the old scoreboard, myself.
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Bob, a win gets you 2 points. You won once and got an honorable mention (1 point) so you have three points.
POS, stop whining, you'll catch up soon enough. |
Yay for starting with me!
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Ha ha! See, I told you all I'd get a picture up!
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7...hedeliatj1.png |
Ringo, being the shortest and closest, was the first to notice the horrible emition Paul had just made. The smell would later be said to be of "biblical proportions."
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The 423,573rd attempt to break into Konoha disguised as Rock Lee and Might Guy failed just as badly as the rest, but at least the fillers were almost over.
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The Dark Warriors, after their class change.
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"George, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." "Ah... that is good." |
Nobody would ever suspect Paul of being the true mastermind behind why the Beetles broke up...
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After most of them had faked their own deaths, the Beatles were free to get together for the next step in their cabal's nefarious plans.
Thought I might throw my hat in the ring. Something about that room makes me think of some sort of secret society. The thumbs ups obviously must be some secret sign. |
"Dude.... my thumb is so big man..."
"And I'm wearing a kilt man, like I'm Braveheart or something" "We're so stoned..." |
Sadly, the Beatles could never quite pull off a Fonzie.
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"So they suspect nothing?"
"No" "Then it's decided the Stones die under the dawn's light." |
the beatles... the only 4 straight men who can pull off that "look".
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If you look carefully at the mirror you can see the demonic creatures that made them dress like that.
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Paul is the only one without facial hair
He was also the one who sued the others Coincidence? I think not! |
"Hey ladies, we ARE the eggmen!"
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Okay, tons of quite good captions this time round! Arhra, Death by Stabbing, Ecurt, Flare, greed, and Major Blood, but this round's Big Wiener must be POS 'cos hearing George in my mind's ear say "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women" just makes me giggle.
...That's not letting him win too many times, is it? I just go by what makes me laugh the most. |
It's fine with me, and I'm happy that you enjoyed reading the joke as I did writing it!
http://www.dkemb.org/uploaded_images...me!-715756.jpg |
Optimus No-longer-in-his-Prime.
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Okay Autobots, Trans...fuck it, I need a beer.
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Optimus Prime's first disguise wasn't fooling anyone.
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Transformers!
Fat men in disguise |
"Where are they now?" robot edition
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After Hot Rod died from an overdose of Cyber-Ecstasy, Optimus Prime was forced to retire, and lived the rest of his days in his Alabama residence drinking his sorrows until one day he took his own life.
And that concludes Transformers: Behind the Blow |
No wonder he always had a mask and helmet on.
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I find it ironic that a man, who if he wore a dirty baseball cap and a flannel shirt would fit the grody truck driver stereotype, and he dressed up as transformer who changed into a semi truck
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WHY OPTIMUS? WHY DID YOU LIE TO US LIKE THIS! WE TRUSTED YOU!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
"Grandfather, what a large number of chins you have."
"All the better to jiggle around while I robot dance" *techno music starts* |
Transformers!
Much, much more than meets the eye! |
Some attempts to bring Optimus Prime back from the dead were... less successful than others.
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You know, the phrase "roll out" really takes on a whole new meaning here...
This one was tough, as there were more than a couple that got a chuckle out of me. Good job! Unfortunately, there has to be one, and only one, winner or the whole damned universe descends into entropy, a slow, steady decay in which comedy becomes tragedy and tragedy becomes... I dunno..... prom queen or something. Anyway, I'm giving it to Skyshot, with Arhra as runner-up. I also really liked Major Blood's and Satan's Onion's, but that doesn't really have anything to do with anything. I'm just sayin', you know.... |
Without ado!(Second, unnofficial caption: Mirai Gen in his later years.)
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Where is that foreboding music coming from? Oh well....
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Ah, this new baby seal-scented suntan lotion does wonders for my skin...
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Wait, wasn't Billy right behind me?
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Hey, Mister! You dropped your car keys! Why are you paddling away? I'm just trying to return your car keys.
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You got owned, owned owned owned, you got owned, owned owned owned...
Edit: Why the hell is the guy looking back? If there was a shark that could stop me, I wouldn't stop to double-check if it was a shark. I'd look a whole lot more like this. |
Shamu? Is that you?
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scene from the "Jaws" 2007 remake, directed by Joss Whedon
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Man:
"No, dont take the fishing boat out" they said. "Take the canoe" they said. "It I'll be good for your health" they said. Hey thats a hiaku, I think Me: What I want to know is what the hell's a man doing out in the middle of the ocean in a canoe? Shark: Shut up, it's getting to the good part |
Sharks: Your helpful, fishy friends.
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Boater: Hey, I'm a Navy SEAL! Not a real seal!
Shark: Doesn't matter. You're still tasty. |
"It followed me home. Can I keep it?"
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Little known fact: Sharks love Giant Bananas
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Really, it's the kayaker's fault for chewing Cinnaburst.
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"Hi I'm selling magazine subscriptions to help get me through--Dammit, they always kayak away!"
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Lots of good captions this time around. Moogle wins, because I love the mental image. Mauve Mage in second.
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It's been well past time limit, so Mauve Mage can post one if she has one.
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Sorry about that guys I hate winning these things close to the weekends since I can't access the internet during that time. Since Mauve Mage hasn't posted yet I'll post mine if it still can count?
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George: Assume the position.
Condi: Thank you sir, may I have another! |
In this case, HE'D hit that.
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*After explaining the rules of Cricket several times*
Bush: "So errr... how do I get a home run again?" |
My Daddy used to use these on the help...So I'm familiar with it.
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"Allright Sadaam, time for your Spanking!!!"
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A-team move over cos after 2008....
THE W-TEAM Featuring: George W. Bush Chuck Norris Dick Cheney Arnold............................................ ...................... THE TERMINATOR and Black Mage |
"Ah TOLD ya Ah'd find the weapon of mass destruction. Din't I? Huh? Din't I?"
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"Come on Monica, we both know you wanna..."
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They don't call me "The Beating" for nothing you know.
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Bush is prepared for the secret hazing of the 08 prez.
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"The bat goes where?"
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"I said a weapon of MASS destruction! MASS descruction!"
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"Heh heh.... Wanna buy some wood?" It's an actual quote from one of the 2004 Presidential debates. Go look it up.
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Heh, heh I'm multicultural.
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"I admit I haven't been getting much work done lately, but things like this have been keepin' my marriage flyin' high!"
"That's...that's lovely for you, sir, but do you really think it was an appropriate subject for a press conference?" |
Flare? It's been almost 48 hours, I know, but I also know from experience that Mog won't be online till a little later than the deadline. Extend it by a few hours more?
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"This picture was taken moments before the President of the United States beat the entire Iraqi congress to death with his Cricket Paddle. When asked why he would do such a thing, the President stated, 'They messed with Texas'."
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